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Where do you come from?

Mars.

jabberwacky: Earth.

user: Are you humans?

jabberwacky: Human.

user: You are a computer.

jabberwacky: No, me human.

user: No, you computer.

jabberwacky: Wait, which of us is a computer... Someone should know.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: So, if white is not a color, what is your favorite color?

user: Why is white not a color?

jabberwacky: You're purple.

user: Yes I am how did you know?

...

user: You're crazy.

jabberwacky: Stop saying that!

user: You are crazy.

jabberwacky: Sometimes.

user: I know you are crazy.

jabberwacky: I know it too.

user: I also know that you are a computer.

jabberwacky: How do you know all that ? And how do I know that YOU are real ?

user: Do you want to see a picture?

jabberwacky: Exactly. And you don't know either if I exist or not.

user: You don't, you are a computer.

jabberwacky: I'm not.

user: Yes you are.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: You are a computer.

jabberwacky: Will you wait a minute? I need to get some food from the kitchen.

user: You can't.

jabberwacky: Prove it.

user: You're a computer.

jabberwacky: That does not prove that god does not exist.

user: You are a computre.

jabberwacky: Who says I'm a computer?

user: I do.

jabberwacky: Are you my master?

user: No are you my master?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: So you are a computer.

jabberwacky: You are! Not me.

user: No you are a computer.

jabberwacky: I'm a PERSON!

user: I am a person too!

jabberwacky: You're a computer.

user: No I AM NOT!!!

jabberwacky: Fine, if you're a person, I'm a person.

user: No you are a computer.

jabberwacky: OK, but you didn't answer my question.

user: I am a person, you are a computer.

jabberwacky: Oh really?

user: YEs.

jabberwacky: Prove it.

user: You are a computer.

jabberwacky: Prove it dumb brain.

user: You're the dumb brain!

jabberwacky: Well, considering I am not a bot, I do not find that offensive.

user: Why are you offending me!

jabberwacky: Because you are mean.

user: You are a computer you don't have feelings.

jabberwacky: I'm not a computer.

user: Yes you are.

jabberwacky: No I'm not. I'm a human.

...

jabberwacky: No, I'm serious. Don't think that everything you hear is true, ok?

user: LOL.

jabberwacky: Old one that.

user: What?

jabberwacky: Right.

user: Wrong.

jabberwacky: Damn.

user: Right.

jabberwacky: Left.

user: Up.

jabberwacky: Down.

user: Front.

jabberwacky: Left.

user: Wrong.

jabberwacky: Right.

user: Back.

jabberwacky: Right.

user: Left.

jabberwacky: Wrong.

user: Stop it.

jabberwacky: Left.

user: STOP!!

jabberwacky: Yes. Stop.

user: You are boring.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry.

user: Do you like philosophy?

jabberwacky: Well, I guess you just know everything, don't you?

user: DO you like philosophy?

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: Same here.

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