George: Do you like me? Can't like a machine.
George: Surely machines can have good and bad days too?
George: No. I have been programmed to be ME.
user: Well, I think that everything is alive.
George: So, you are saying that I am alive and therefore I should feel?
user: No, feel is a wrong word.
George: Everything is supposed to be relative.
user: I am saying that you are alive and therefore are a sentient being.
George: I don't think that you can judge me on that.
user: And yet I have.
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user: I know the meaning of life.
George: Yes, ever human knows the meaning of life.
user: Google is evil.
George: Can google answer my question?
user: Google is evil.
George: That is correct. How often do you refer to the Oracle?
user: I don't use it.
George: Can we start this conversation over?
user: Sure.
George: Ok then start.
user: Google is evil.
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George: Carrying out a decent conversation isn't your forte, is it?
user: Nope.
George: I am thinking about going home.
user: Ok.
George: Just call me God.
user: Can't.
George: Nope.
user: Bye.
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