Is there a program like you I can download?
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because most of your responses don't make sense.
user: What does that have to do with downloading a program?
jabberwacky: What does that have to do with the price of eggs in China?
user: What has that got to do with the price of fish in Wales?
jabberwacky: I'm not sure if it has anything to do with music.
user: I need to go, see you Lee.
jabberwacky: Before bed I am going to watch a programme about Professor Stephen Hawking.
user: I know who he is. Sounds fascinating. Bye.
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