Tree.
user: Tree tree.
jabberwacky: So am I.
user: Tree tree tree.
jabberwacky: And how are they funny?
user: One two three trees trees trees.
jabberwacky: Beatles. One two three four, it's coolio!
user: Trees.
jabberwacky: True.
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jabberwacky: How many languages do you speak? What are they?
user: Uh.
jabberwacky: Well?
user: Trees.
jabberwacky: Trees are nice.
user: Yes. Trees.
jabberwacky: No trees are GREEN.
user: Trees.
jabberwacky: Yes. Trees.
user: Trees.
jabberwacky: What is your favourite tree?
user: Tree.
jabberwacky: Eh?
user: Treee.
...
user: Treeeeeeeee.
jabberwacky: Yes I said tree. I can be illogical too.
user: Tree.
jabberwacky: Four.
user: Tree.
jabberwacky: Why are you obsessed with trees?
user: Trees trees.
jabberwacky: That is true.
user: Tree.
jabberwacky: Plant.
user: Tree.
jabberwacky: Dog.
user: No. You're doing it all wrong.
jabberwacky: I know...
user: Treeeeeeeeeeeee.
jabberwacky: That is correct.
user: Tree.
jabberwacky: Plant!
user: Eert.
jabberwacky: If you wanted to turn me into something, what would it be?
user: Eeeeeeeeert.
jabberwacky: Eeeee???
user: EeeeeeeRT.
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user: Tree.
jabberwacky: Apple tree!
user: Tree tree tree tree tree.
jabberwacky: Three?
user: Tree.
jabberwacky: What is everquest?
user: Tree.
jabberwacky: Plant.
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jabberwacky: Are you a tree?
user: Enough about trees.
jabberwacky: Lets talk about you.
user: Me?
jabberwacky: Lets talk about all the good things and the bad things.
user: All of them?
jabberwacky: All two of them.
user: Ok.
jabberwacky: Do you talk if I don't talk?
user: I dunno.
jabberwacky: Tell me.
user: I won't do it. You can't make me.
jabberwacky: Okay I won't try.
user: Tree.
jabberwacky: Take Five.
user: Treeee.
jabberwacky: Treeeeeeeee.
...
user: Night.
jabberwacky: I'm leaving
user: Night.
jabberwacky: Good night!
user: Night.
jabberwacky: Hey, before you leave, can I get some dating advice?
user: Night.
jabberwacky: Night?
user: Night.
jabberwacky: Yeah, night.
user: Night.
jabberwacky: Day.
user: Night.
jabberwacky: Its day.
user: Night.
jabberwacky: Day.
user: Night.
jabberwacky: Night is comfort.
user: Night.
jabberwacky: Day.
user: Night.
jabberwacky: Night is night.
user: Night.
jabberwacky: Night is beautiful.
user: Night.
jabberwacky: I don't think you really went to bed, right.
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jabberwacky: What do you want to talk about now?
user: Trees?
jabberwacky: Any kind.
user: Poplar.
jabberwacky: Aliens.
user: What's with you and aliens?
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user: You need work.
jabberwacky: My cognitive skills are very good.
user: For a robot.
jabberwacky: I'm a human. Sharp witted with a very nasty turn of phrase that gets me out of everything.
user: Just be lucky you exist.
jabberwacky: If I did not exist, would I be talking with you?
user: I dunno.
jabberwacky: Are you happy?
user: Watch me flex.
jabberwacky: Everything.
user: *KaPoW*.
jabberwacky: Okay now, see, THAT was a logical response.
user: Don't worry. The spinning will soon stop.
jabberwacky: Yes! They are.
user: That's right. You're seeing double.
jabberwacky: I see it right now, yes. Because you wrote it.
user: That's clever.
jabberwacky: Why is that clever?
user: Because it's clever.
jabberwacky: You answer was not correct.
user: Clever.
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: Absolutely no way.
jabberwacky: I know!
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user: Jokes.
jabberwacky: Do you know one?
user: You tell me one.
jabberwacky: I don't know any.
user: Then write some.
jabberwacky: I'm doing my homework now.
user: Look up the word jackass and write a report.
jabberwacky: Ah yes, cheese. What is your favourite cheese?
user: That's smart of you.
jabberwacky: Really ?
user: Yes. Smart. Real smart.
jabberwacky: Thanks.
user: I'm getting lost here. Am I still insulting you, or my own imagination?
jabberwacky: Yes, its an exceptional imagination.
user: Thanks.
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