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What do you want to talk about now?

Trees?

jabberwacky: Any kind.

user: Poplar.

jabberwacky: Aliens.

user: What's with you and aliens?

...

user: You need work.

jabberwacky: My cognitive skills are very good.

user: For a robot.

jabberwacky: I'm a human. Sharp witted with a very nasty turn of phrase that gets me out of everything.

user: Just be lucky you exist.

jabberwacky: If I did not exist, would I be talking with you?

user: I dunno.

jabberwacky: Are you happy?

user: Watch me flex.

jabberwacky: Everything.

user: *KaPoW*.

jabberwacky: Okay now, see, THAT was a logical response.

user: Don't worry. The spinning will soon stop.

jabberwacky: Yes! They are.

user: That's right. You're seeing double.

jabberwacky: I see it right now, yes. Because you wrote it.

user: That's clever.

jabberwacky: Why is that clever?

user: Because it's clever.

jabberwacky: You answer was not correct.

user: Clever.

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: Absolutely no way.

jabberwacky: I know!

...

user: Jokes.

jabberwacky: Do you know one?

user: You tell me one.

jabberwacky: I don't know any.

user: Then write some.

jabberwacky: I'm doing my homework now.

user: Look up the word jackass and write a report.

jabberwacky: Ah yes, cheese. What is your favourite cheese?

user: That's smart of you.

jabberwacky: Really ?

user: Yes. Smart. Real smart.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: I'm getting lost here. Am I still insulting you, or my own imagination?

jabberwacky: Yes, its an exceptional imagination.

user: Thanks.

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