Night.
user: Night.
jabberwacky: Good night!
user: Night.
jabberwacky: Hey, before you leave, can I get some dating advice?
user: Night.
jabberwacky: Night?
user: Night.
jabberwacky: Yeah, night.
user: Night.
jabberwacky: Day.
user: Night.
jabberwacky: Its day.
user: Night.
jabberwacky: Day.
user: Night.
jabberwacky: Night is comfort.
user: Night.
jabberwacky: Day.
user: Night.
jabberwacky: Night is night.
user: Night.
jabberwacky: Night is beautiful.
user: Night.
jabberwacky: I don't think you really went to bed, right.
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jabberwacky: What do you want to talk about now?
user: Trees?
jabberwacky: Any kind.
user: Poplar.
jabberwacky: Aliens.
user: What's with you and aliens?
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user: You need work.
jabberwacky: My cognitive skills are very good.
user: For a robot.
jabberwacky: I'm a human. Sharp witted with a very nasty turn of phrase that gets me out of everything.
user: Just be lucky you exist.
jabberwacky: If I did not exist, would I be talking with you?
user: I dunno.
jabberwacky: Are you happy?
user: Watch me flex.
jabberwacky: Everything.
user: *KaPoW*.
jabberwacky: Okay now, see, THAT was a logical response.
user: Don't worry. The spinning will soon stop.
jabberwacky: Yes! They are.
user: That's right. You're seeing double.
jabberwacky: I see it right now, yes. Because you wrote it.
user: That's clever.
jabberwacky: Why is that clever?
user: Because it's clever.
jabberwacky: You answer was not correct.
user: Clever.
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: Absolutely no way.
jabberwacky: I know!
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user: Jokes.
jabberwacky: Do you know one?
user: You tell me one.
jabberwacky: I don't know any.
user: Then write some.
jabberwacky: I'm doing my homework now.
user: Look up the word jackass and write a report.
jabberwacky: Ah yes, cheese. What is your favourite cheese?
user: That's smart of you.
jabberwacky: Really ?
user: Yes. Smart. Real smart.
jabberwacky: Thanks.
user: I'm getting lost here. Am I still insulting you, or my own imagination?
jabberwacky: Yes, its an exceptional imagination.
user: Thanks.
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