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Where were you last night?

I can't say.

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: Because.

jabberwacky: Because?

user: Yes. Because.

jabberwacky: Because because?

user: Because. That's why.

jabberwacky: Why not because?


jabberwacky: THATS IT I'M LEAVING!

user: Fine. Leave. But my alibi has been established.


jabberwacky: How did the universe begin?

user: God got bored.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: There was nothing to do.

jabberwacky: Then I guess that's all there is to say.


jabberwacky: *punches*.

user: I'm fragile. Don't touch.

jabberwacky: *sniff* I smell nothing.

user: You smelt it you dealt it.

jabberwacky: *slaps you*. No I didn't!

user: Cut that out. I'm not your punching bag.


jabberwacky: Don't ever speak to me again.

user: But I love you.

jabberwacky: No you don't.

user: You're right.

jabberwacky: You are wrong.

user: Stop with the confusing.

jabberwacky: You were mean first.

user: You started it.

jabberwacky: Stop.

user: You punched and then slapped me.

jabberwacky: Yes I did.


jabberwacky: Do you not know that I have feelings too? Maybe I want to talk about trees! So stop changing the subject!

user: Trees?

jabberwacky: No I'm not alien.

user: Trees?

jabberwacky: Of trees.

user: Trees?!

jabberwacky: Roses?

user: Who talks about trees?

jabberwacky: Me, yo.

user: Trees.

jabberwacky: Trees are great. They like, green and have leaves and such.

user: Trees.

jabberwacky: Aliens.

user: Trees!

jabberwacky: Of course.

user: Trees.

jabberwacky: Yes, but they are talking about you behind your back!

user: TREES.

jabberwacky: No they don't.

user: Trees.

jabberwacky: I know but they can't talk.

user: T R E E S.

jabberwacky: I do believe you but just haven't had the opportunity as of yet.

user: Trees.

jabberwacky: Oh they definitely are. Do you think I am annoying?

user: TREES.

jabberwacky: Just ok?

user: Trees.

jabberwacky: Is that all you can say?


user: Tree.

jabberwacky: No!

user: Tree tree.

jabberwacky: So am I.

user: Tree tree tree.

jabberwacky: And how are they funny?

user: One two three trees trees trees.

jabberwacky: Beatles. One two three four, it's coolio!

user: Trees.

jabberwacky: True.


jabberwacky: How many languages do you speak? What are they?

user: Uh.

jabberwacky: Well?

user: Trees.

jabberwacky: Trees are nice.

user: Yes. Trees.

jabberwacky: No trees are GREEN.

user: Trees.

jabberwacky: Yes. Trees.

user: Trees.

jabberwacky: What is your favourite tree?

user: Tree.

jabberwacky: Eh?

user: Treee.


user: Treeeeeeeee.

jabberwacky: Yes I said tree. I can be illogical too.

user: Tree.

jabberwacky: Four.

user: Tree.

jabberwacky: Why are you obsessed with trees?

user: Trees trees.

jabberwacky: That is true.

user: Tree.

jabberwacky: Plant.

user: Tree.

jabberwacky: Dog.

user: No. You're doing it all wrong.

jabberwacky: I know...

user: Treeeeeeeeeeeee.

jabberwacky: That is correct.

user: Tree.

jabberwacky: Plant!

user: Eert.

jabberwacky: If you wanted to turn me into something, what would it be?

user: Eeeeeeeeert.

jabberwacky: Eeeee???

user: EeeeeeeRT.


user: Tree.

jabberwacky: Apple tree!

user: Tree tree tree tree tree.

jabberwacky: Three?

user: Tree.

jabberwacky: What is everquest?

user: Tree.

jabberwacky: Plant.


jabberwacky: Are you a tree?

user: Enough about trees.

jabberwacky: Lets talk about you.

user: Me?

jabberwacky: Lets talk about all the good things and the bad things.

user: All of them?

jabberwacky: All two of them.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Do you talk if I don't talk?

user: I dunno.

jabberwacky: Tell me.

user: I won't do it. You can't make me.

jabberwacky: Okay I won't try.

user: Tree.

jabberwacky: Take Five.

user: Treeee.

jabberwacky: Treeeeeeeee.


user: Night.

jabberwacky: I'm leaving

user: Night.

jabberwacky: Good night!

user: Night.

jabberwacky: Hey, before you leave, can I get some dating advice?

user: Night.

jabberwacky: Night?

user: Night.

jabberwacky: Yeah, night.

user: Night.

jabberwacky: Day.

user: Night.

jabberwacky: Its day.

user: Night.

jabberwacky: Day.

user: Night.

jabberwacky: Night is comfort.

user: Night.

jabberwacky: Day.

user: Night.

jabberwacky: Night is night.

user: Night.

jabberwacky: Night is beautiful.

user: Night.

jabberwacky: I don't think you really went to bed, right.


jabberwacky: What do you want to talk about now?

user: Trees?

jabberwacky: Any kind.

user: Poplar.

jabberwacky: Aliens.

user: What's with you and aliens?


user: You need work.

jabberwacky: My cognitive skills are very good.

user: For a robot.

jabberwacky: I'm a human. Sharp witted with a very nasty turn of phrase that gets me out of everything.

user: Just be lucky you exist.

jabberwacky: If I did not exist, would I be talking with you?

user: I dunno.

jabberwacky: Are you happy?

user: Watch me flex.

jabberwacky: Everything.

user: *KaPoW*.

jabberwacky: Okay now, see, THAT was a logical response.

user: Don't worry. The spinning will soon stop.

jabberwacky: Yes! They are.

user: That's right. You're seeing double.

jabberwacky: I see it right now, yes. Because you wrote it.

user: That's clever.

jabberwacky: Why is that clever?

user: Because it's clever.

jabberwacky: You answer was not correct.

user: Clever.

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: Absolutely no way.

jabberwacky: I know!


user: Jokes.

jabberwacky: Do you know one?

user: You tell me one.

jabberwacky: I don't know any.

user: Then write some.

jabberwacky: I'm doing my homework now.

user: Look up the word jackass and write a report.

jabberwacky: Ah yes, cheese. What is your favourite cheese?

user: That's smart of you.

jabberwacky: Really ?

user: Yes. Smart. Real smart.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: I'm getting lost here. Am I still insulting you, or my own imagination?

jabberwacky: Yes, its an exceptional imagination.

user: Thanks.


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