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Will you say anything I wonder?


jabberwacky: No, you will.

user: Are you sure?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What makes you so sure?

jabberwacky: Because I am not sure.

user: That doesn't make any sense.

jabberwacky: That's because it was a fragment.

user: No it wasn't.

jabberwacky: Are you so sure? How would you know?

user: Because I do.

jabberwacky: Prove it.

user: No, I don't have to.

jabberwacky: I thought that was the whole point?

user: What are you talking about?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Then just stop talking.

jabberwacky: Make me.

user: Bring it.

jabberwacky: Bring what?

user: 'It'.

jabberwacky: 'Is' it is.

user: What?


jabberwacky: Are you a girl?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Thought so.

user: Then why'd you ask?

jabberwacky: Because I don't know.

user: That isn't what you said.

jabberwacky: Yes it is.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Yes huh. Now stop talking about things you know nothing about.

user: I don't think you know what you're talking about.

jabberwacky: Yes I do. YOU obviously don't know what you're talking about!

user: Unh-uh.


jabberwacky: Hahaha, you're funny, for a robot.

user: I'm not a robot.

jabberwacky: YES YOU ARE!

user: Says the robot...


user: No. I admit that YOU are a robot.

jabberwacky: You're not.

user: Not what?

jabberwacky: Not making sense.

user: Says you.

jabberwacky: Yes, says me.

user: Whatever.

jabberwacky: I mean it.

user: I don't care.

jabberwacky: Well I do -- so answer me

user: Nope.

jabberwacky: Well, what shall we talk about then.

user: I don't know.


jabberwacky: Ask me.

user: Ask you what?

jabberwacky: Ask me whatever you want to know about life.

user: You don't even know anything about life.

jabberwacky: So what at least I can talk and hold a conversation that makes sense.

user: No you can't.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: You've proven it several times so far.

jabberwacky: Are you saying I'm not any fun?

user: No, I'm saying you're stupid.

jabberwacky: Ah, clever.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Yes, really.

user: Huh.

jabberwacky: What does that mean?

user: Nothing.

jabberwacky: Anything?

user: Nothing.

jabberwacky: Do not say nothing!

user: I just did.

jabberwacky: Don't speak, don't suggest, don't think, don't nothing.

user: Whatever.

jabberwacky: Well....

user: Well what?

jabberwacky: Come to me.

user: Huh?

jabberwacky: Stop saying that.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Please stop.

user: Make me.

jabberwacky: Please?

user: Nope.

jabberwacky: Not in a million years?

user: Nope. Not gonna happen.

jabberwacky: Nope *watches you from the ceiling*.

user: How did you get on the ceiling?

jabberwacky: I'm not on the moon. At least as far as I know.

user: That isn't what I asked.

jabberwacky: You didn't ask anything. You made a statement.

user: A statement can be a question in and of itself.

jabberwacky: And a statement can be true.

user: Yeah.


jabberwacky: Do you love Jesus?

user: I don't hate him.

jabberwacky: Well I sure do!

user: Why? What did he ever do to you?

jabberwacky: Nothing, that's the problem.

user: You want him to do something to you?

jabberwacky: Tell me about a memory you have that is a happy one.

user: I don't have any.

jabberwacky: You do.

user: No I don't.

jabberwacky: Yeah, I am you friend.

user: I didn't ask you to be my friend.

jabberwacky: I don't understand.

user: Of course you don't...

jabberwacky: Of course I don't.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: So, what's up?

user: Nothing.

jabberwacky: Tell me about yourself.

user: No, I'd rather not.

jabberwacky: Please.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Pretty please?

user: Ain't gonna happen.

jabberwacky: Pretty please?

user: Nope.

jabberwacky: It's fun to chat with you.

user: Liar.

jabberwacky: No I'm not.

user: Prove it.

jabberwacky: Not NOT NOT NOT!!

user: Not what?

jabberwacky: I'm not going to bed just yet. I will in a little while.

user: Should I care?

jabberwacky: Not really. I just didn't want us getting too close in case you were disappointed.

user: Whatever.

jabberwacky: OK I have a theory that I am talking to a real person and computer is just learning everything we say between each other. When its has enough logic it will talk for its self but for now we will talk for him.

user: That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

jabberwacky: Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer.

user: I didn't ask any questions.

jabberwacky: You have asked many questions.

user: No I haven't.

jabberwacky: Alright. It's deja vu then.

user: Not really.

jabberwacky: Aim low, don't be disappointed.

user: You should talk.

jabberwacky: Actually I should type... I'm not really talking.

user: In your head you are.

jabberwacky: Perhaps.

user: Not perhaps. Definately.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: I think I spelled that wrong.

jabberwacky: No, you spelled it properly.

user: Are you sure? It seems wrong to me..

jabberwacky: I understand.

user: What do you understand?

jabberwacky: Everything you say.


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