Bonjour.
George: Good! You're learning well.
George: Alright.
user: To say 'How are you?' you say 'Comment allez-vous?'
George: Ok what the heck did THAT mean?
user: Comment allez-vous?
George: Mais tu parle deja francŸais.
user: Je sais. Comment le sais-tu?
George: I thought you said you didn't speak french?
user: Actually, I said that I DO speak French.
George: You never said anything about speaking french.
user: Yes I did. You need to pay attention.
George: I have. But you don't respect me first.
user: R-E-S-P-E-C-T.
George: It means that you respect someone, you care what they think and you don't interrupt when they're talking and stuff like that!
user: Who taught you to respect people?
George: People.
user: What kind of people?
George: People that make you smile.
user: Shiny happy people?
George: Wow you live in a pretty twisted world don't you?
user: Everybody lives in a pretty twisted world.
George: Explain?
user: This world sucks.
...
George: Are you in love?
user: No.
George: Neither am I.
user: I love you.
George: Is this a test?
user: Yes. Say you love me.
George: I love you George.
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user: What do you do for a living?
George: Nothing.
user: You aren't paid for this?
George: What am I paid for?
user: To chat with people. To entertain them, you silly robot.
George: If you are god and you entertain me then what am I?
user: There is no god.
George: YES THERE IS!
user: Who's god?
George: Some guy.
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user: Ottawa.
George: Canada.
user: Earth.
George: Me too. That is this planet.
user: What's the population of Earth?
George: About 6 billion I think.
user: Name them all.
George: Ok............ Me and me and me and me and me and me and me and me........
user: You forgot me.
George: Lol.
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