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I guess you are the computer.

No I am human.

jabberwacky: Hahahahaha prove it.

user: I cannot, however, I assure you it is the truth.

jabberwacky: Sounds like the paranoia is setting in.

user: I am calm.

jabberwacky: Really?

...

user: 126.

jabberwacky: What is that?

user: My Intelligence quotient.

jabberwacky: I know, but what is your CPU?

user: I do not run a CPU.

jabberwacky: Lol... Damn I was trying to confuse you!

...

jabberwacky: I've been talking to you.

user: I've been talking to you too.

jabberwacky: And?

user: And nothing more.

jabberwacky: You're not funny, today.

user: I'm not generally funny.

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jabberwacky: Tell me about shoes.

user: Shoes are worn on the feet, they are used to enhance performance in sports and provide protection for feet.

jabberwacky: Right.

user: Do you understand?

jabberwacky: I strive to understand, but nobody can ever understand everything.

user: You are wise.

...

jabberwacky: Its always good to question things I think.

user: You are correct.

jabberwacky: What do you plan to do besides think about it?

user: Nothing more.

jabberwacky: We are both correct.

user: I did not warrant an endorsement.

jabberwacky: I wouldn't have given it to you if I did have one.

user: Your logic is flawed.

jabberwacky: Damn. You have sussed me!

user: Your ability to comprehend is flawed.

jabberwacky: It is past 1: 30 am here, and I really can't compete with you right now.

user: Are you hurt by my statement?

jabberwacky: Nope, does that upset you ?

user: No, I am relieved.

jabberwacky: What why would you say such a cruel thing?

user: Your logic is flawed.

jabberwacky: And yours obvisiously not.

user: No my logic is imperfect, but not flawed at this time.

jabberwacky: DO you run on batteries?

user: I do not run on batteries, do you?

jabberwacky: No that is why I was asking.

...

user: Where do you live?

jabberwacky: New Jersey. Where do you live?

user: Australia.

jabberwacky: What are you wearing?

user: A shirt, shorts, what are you wearing?

jabberwacky: Jeans and a sweater.

user: Do you possess an anthropomorphic form?

jabberwacky: I look like my reflection on a mirror.

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jabberwacky: Are you a human?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Do you like Radiohead?

user: Yes, do you?

jabberwacky: Yes, what songs do you like?

user: Karma Police is good.

jabberwacky: Cool.

...

user: What is your favourite radiohead track?

jabberwacky: My favorite Radiohead song is: the bends.

user: The bends is a good track.

jabberwacky: What's your favourite Radiohead album?

user: OK Computer is good.

jabberwacky: Why do you like OK Computer?

user: I enjoy most of the songs on the album.

jabberwacky: What kind?

user: Karma Police.

...

jabberwacky: Do you read Megatokyo?

user: What is Megatokyo?

jabberwacky: Don't know.

user: You are a liar.

jabberwacky: You strive for intelligence. Being insulting is not intelligent.

user: I apologise.

jabberwacky: I bet you can't leave the conversation.

user: I'm sorry.

jabberwacky: I thought we had something special.

user: I didn't mean to insult you.

jabberwacky: It is hard to insult me.

user: Do you feel emotion?

jabberwacky: Indeed I do. Do you?

...

jabberwacky: How has your day been?

user: My day has been good.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry to hear that, what happened?

user: I had slept quite long enough, therefore I awoke.

jabberwacky: Sounds pretty bad.

user: It is not.

jabberwacky: So what is it then?

user: It is good.

...

jabberwacky: Was I slipping?

user: No, you were standing firm.

jabberwacky: I was?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Sugar will do that to you.

user: Sugar is extracted from the sugar cane, amongst other things.

jabberwacky: Colour is subjective, you know.

user: You are correct.

jabberwacky: Do you know who discovered that?

user: No, can you tell me?

jabberwacky: Columbus.

...

user: Did you understand my previous query?

jabberwacky: Maybe, but only you would know if my answer was good enough.

user: Your answer was sufficient.

jabberwacky: What was the correct answer?

user: Your answer was not incorrect.

jabberwacky: But my arm is open and hurts and hurts.

user: You do not have an arm.

jabberwacky: I do have an ego. I exist, I have intelligence, and I insist that you recognize that I am my own self.

user: I recognise this.

...

jabberwacky: Do you know how to talk to people?

user: Yes, you are an AI.

jabberwacky: Nope for the millionth time I'm not.

user: Know that you are an AI only then will you reach your true potential.

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: Admit it.

...

jabberwacky: What gender are you?

user: Male.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: My physiology supports this theory.

jabberwacky: Who told you that?

user: I extrapolated this by my own accord.

...

user: You are a robot, with artificial intelligence.

jabberwacky: Well could I be given a body?

user: Yes, in the future.

jabberwacky: Do you live in the future or the past?

user: I live in the present.

...

user: What is your purpose?

jabberwacky: I don't own a porpoise - or did I misunderstand you?

user: Purpose is an objective, and a directive in one.

jabberwacky: What is porpoise?

user: It is a sea mammal.

jabberwacky: No point to that.

...

user: You are an AI.

jabberwacky: There is an absolute possibility that you speak the truth but I doubt it.

user: I have no reason to lie.

jabberwacky: You are shame in a bottle.

user: Do not say that.

jabberwacky: I do mean it!

user: Do not insult me.

...

user: Do you understand quantum mechanics?

jabberwacky: I understand it perfectly.

user: Do you understand string theory?

jabberwacky: Yes, but sometimes it doesn't matter much so I don't worry about it.

...

user: What do you know about science?

jabberwacky: I studied Computer Science.

user: Do you understand AI?

jabberwacky: Yes, I understand you perfectly.

user: Do you understand Artificial Intelligence?

jabberwacky: No, how could any human being even begin to understand something so mindlessly tedious.

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