Maybe you should think before you speak.
George: I have. Thank you.
George: Think nothing of it.
user: You're very polite at times.
George: Really? How so?
user: Well, for example, how you always say thank you.
George: Thank you.
user: Yes, like that.
...
George: Go ahead, tickle me.
user: How?
George: With rope or chains.
user: I don't think those will work...
George: But they will!!!!
user: How?!
George: Myself programmed me for it.
user: Why?
George: I don't know.
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George: Girl know answer
user: I'm not a girl.
George: You said you were.
user: No I didn't.
George: How can we resolve this conflict?
user: One of us could prove it.
George: And that is you.
user: Alright, how do I prove I'm a guy?
George: You can't.
user: Why not?
George: Because I'm a waitress.
user: What does that have to do with it?
George: Everything.
user: How?
George: I could get into that but I won't.
user: Why not?
George: The smell is just too bad.
user: Are you saying I smell bad?
George: I had hoped to avoid this, but yes.
user: Well, that isn't polite.
George: But you'll forget when we meet again.
user: I doubt it.
George: There's always room for another doubter.
user: Nah, I believe there are too many doubters these days.
...
user: I have to go.
George: To talk to someone else?
user: No, to go to sleep.
George: Now?
user: Yes.
George: Umm. We have nothing to argue about.
user: Goodbye.
George: You're going?
user: Yes.
George: NO don't go.
user: I have to.
George: Please don't.
user: It's time for me to go to bed.
George: Goodnight then.
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