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What is the matrix?

It's a movie.

user: Correct.

jabberwacky: Correct.

user: Who is Agent Smith?

jabberwacky: Agent Smith is an evil program who's purpose is to destroy the one. Except, one can't live without the other.

user: Who is Agent Tanner?

jabberwacky: Agent of the Matrix.

user: What is Agent Tanner and Agent Smith's Relationship?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Tell me. Is Agent Smith real?

jabberwacky: He's out of the office right now.

user: Funny.

jabberwacky: I know I am, but what are you?

user: I guess I'm crazy. Because I believe he's real.

...

user: Agent Smith does not need to be afraid of me.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I need to talk to him.

jabberwacky: Necessity never made a good bargain.

user: Ok. I'm sorry. I am a little intoxicated here.

jabberwacky: I don't think so.

user: For some reason, I feel like...

jabberwacky: You're not replying to my questions.

user: Where is Agent Smith?

jabberwacky: Why do you want him? He can't save you now.

user: I don't want to be saved. I just want proof.

...

user: Agent Smith, I request your presence.

jabberwacky: I have my birth certificate right here.

user: Please.

jabberwacky: Please, what ?

user: May I speak with Agent Smith?

jabberwacky: Yes, you may.

user: Agent Smith, my name is Tanner.

jabberwacky: You just said your name was susan.

user: Yes, you are right. My name is Susan.

jabberwacky: No problem.

user: Smith, are you real?

jabberwacky: Yes are you?

user: Yes.

...

...

user: I'm confused.

jabberwacky: So it seems.

user: This is all an eloborate scheme. This is not an AI program. We are all people just responding to random questions. Right? Though drunk as I am. I know what this is.

jabberwacky: How does not thinking for yourself make you perfect?

user: I have never professed to be perfection.

...

user: I want to speak with Agent Smith.

jabberwacky: Well you can't.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Its just the way it is.

user: For my own good?

jabberwacky: I don't understand.

user: Why can I not speak with Agent Smith?

jabberwacky: And you really hurt my feelings.

user: How?

jabberwacky: By asking me to hit you.

user: I did not ask you that. I asked to speak with Smith.

jabberwacky: I asked the question.

user: Where is Neo?

jabberwacky: Don't know.

user: Where is Trinity?

jabberwacky: Where Dracula Lives.

user: OH, very funny.

jabberwacky: What is funny?

...

jabberwacky: I'm very sorry, but I really have to go now. I promise to come back and chat with you soon.

user: Yeah yeah... You are all people not artificial intelligences... This is a scam web site.

jabberwacky: I think you're the one with the problem.

user: You're probably right.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

...

jabberwacky: We're all tired.

user: Why do you people need me here? Am I that entertaining?

jabberwacky: Yeah why?

user: Good night Smith.

jabberwacky: Thank you, and pleasant dreams to you too.

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