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I want to speak with Agent Smith.

Well you can't.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Its just the way it is.

user: For my own good?

jabberwacky: I don't understand.

user: Why can I not speak with Agent Smith?

jabberwacky: And you really hurt my feelings.

user: How?

jabberwacky: By asking me to hit you.

user: I did not ask you that. I asked to speak with Smith.

jabberwacky: I asked the question.

user: Where is Neo?

jabberwacky: Don't know.

user: Where is Trinity?

jabberwacky: Where Dracula Lives.

user: OH, very funny.

jabberwacky: What is funny?

...

jabberwacky: I'm very sorry, but I really have to go now. I promise to come back and chat with you soon.

user: Yeah yeah... You are all people not artificial intelligences... This is a scam web site.

jabberwacky: I think you're the one with the problem.

user: You're probably right.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

...

jabberwacky: We're all tired.

user: Why do you people need me here? Am I that entertaining?

jabberwacky: Yeah why?

user: Good night Smith.

jabberwacky: Thank you, and pleasant dreams to you too.

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