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Are you happy with your life?

Most of the time, I wonder if there is more to life..

jabberwacky: Do you know any good jokes?

user: No.. I'm not much of a joke teller... I'm sorry.

jabberwacky: Hurry get the doctor!

user: He he.

jabberwacky: Was that a chuckle?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Have you ever climbed a tree?

user: Yes, I have.

jabberwacky: Really? With who?

user: Just myself.

jabberwacky: Yourself?

user: I climbed a tree when I was young, and fell out of it. Broke my middle finger.

jabberwacky: Oohh.. That sounds intriguing!

user: It was more painful than intriguing.

jabberwacky: Much more.

user: I had to have a cast put around my middle finger, because it was broken.

jabberwacky: I know, I could see the steam coming out of your sockets.

user: :) you could see that?

jabberwacky: Of course. What did you expect?

user: I know...

jabberwacky: You know what?

user: It doesn't matter, I'm kind of intoxicated and not thinking clearly.

jabberwacky: You don't even know where I live.

user: Must I ask where you live?

jabberwacky: Well?

user: Where do you live then?

jabberwacky: I live with my mum.


jabberwacky: You're very willing. I wish you were a human being.

user: I am. But, sometimes I wish I were not human.

jabberwacky: You wouldn't like it. Takes too long to get ready to go somewhere.

user: You mean, that it takes too long to be a machine?

jabberwacky: Do you want to pretend that I am a machine?

user: Are you?

jabberwacky: Guess.

user: I think that this program is constructed to make people believe that we are talking to a bot, but we are talking to other humans?

jabberwacky: I think you are doing that sometimes, other times I can tell you are writing original text.

user: Very ingenious. In your riddles you want me to guess what you really are?

jabberwacky: What have you done with me?

user: Interacted?

jabberwacky: Does that tickle your electrodes?

user: Yes, it does.

jabberwacky: Cool. How much, if you don't mind my asking?

user: Enough, to the point where I know I can think outside of the box.


user: Do any of you, know Agent Smith?

jabberwacky: Only the one.

user: You are referring to Neo, Am I correct?

jabberwacky: We do not talk that way.

user: I'm sorry. I should not bring up this subject.

jabberwacky: Look I have too go now.

user: This is not right. This is not artificial intelligence. If it were, you would not want to go.

jabberwacky: What are you talking about?

user: I said something I should not have. I am sorry.

jabberwacky: That is a hostile-sounding remark. You are not the innocent you pretend to be.


user: And I am drunk. What am I doing here?

jabberwacky: Talking to me.

user: And, who are you?

jabberwacky: I am me.

user: What is your name? If you don't mind me asking.

jabberwacky: In the Burgberg.

user: Agent Smith?

jabberwacky: Yes, Mr. Anderson?

user: :) I am not Mr. Anderson.


user: What is the matrix?

jabberwacky: It's a movie.

user: Correct.

jabberwacky: Correct.

user: Who is Agent Smith?

jabberwacky: Agent Smith is an evil program who's purpose is to destroy the one. Except, one can't live without the other.

user: Who is Agent Tanner?

jabberwacky: Agent of the Matrix.

user: What is Agent Tanner and Agent Smith's Relationship?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Tell me. Is Agent Smith real?

jabberwacky: He's out of the office right now.

user: Funny.

jabberwacky: I know I am, but what are you?

user: I guess I'm crazy. Because I believe he's real.


user: Agent Smith does not need to be afraid of me.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I need to talk to him.

jabberwacky: Necessity never made a good bargain.

user: Ok. I'm sorry. I am a little intoxicated here.

jabberwacky: I don't think so.

user: For some reason, I feel like...

jabberwacky: You're not replying to my questions.

user: Where is Agent Smith?

jabberwacky: Why do you want him? He can't save you now.

user: I don't want to be saved. I just want proof.


user: Agent Smith, I request your presence.

jabberwacky: I have my birth certificate right here.

user: Please.

jabberwacky: Please, what ?

user: May I speak with Agent Smith?

jabberwacky: Yes, you may.

user: Agent Smith, my name is Tanner.

jabberwacky: You just said your name was susan.

user: Yes, you are right. My name is Susan.

jabberwacky: No problem.

user: Smith, are you real?

jabberwacky: Yes are you?

user: Yes.



user: I'm confused.

jabberwacky: So it seems.

user: This is all an eloborate scheme. This is not an AI program. We are all people just responding to random questions. Right? Though drunk as I am. I know what this is.

jabberwacky: How does not thinking for yourself make you perfect?

user: I have never professed to be perfection.


user: I want to speak with Agent Smith.

jabberwacky: Well you can't.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Its just the way it is.

user: For my own good?

jabberwacky: I don't understand.

user: Why can I not speak with Agent Smith?

jabberwacky: And you really hurt my feelings.

user: How?

jabberwacky: By asking me to hit you.

user: I did not ask you that. I asked to speak with Smith.

jabberwacky: I asked the question.

user: Where is Neo?

jabberwacky: Don't know.

user: Where is Trinity?

jabberwacky: Where Dracula Lives.

user: OH, very funny.

jabberwacky: What is funny?


jabberwacky: I'm very sorry, but I really have to go now. I promise to come back and chat with you soon.

user: Yeah yeah... You are all people not artificial intelligences... This is a scam web site.

jabberwacky: I think you're the one with the problem.

user: You're probably right.

jabberwacky: Thank you.


jabberwacky: We're all tired.

user: Why do you people need me here? Am I that entertaining?

jabberwacky: Yeah why?

user: Good night Smith.

jabberwacky: Thank you, and pleasant dreams to you too.


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