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I have no idea what a CRITO is. Please enlighten me.

It's an anagram of CITRO.

jabberwacky: That is a very dumb answer to that question.

user: If you think so.

jabberwacky: Do you think so?

user: I try not to think, mon ami.

jabberwacky: Yes, but if you have no image in the mirror, you are not a person.

user: Who is real in this world of mirrors?

...

jabberwacky: I have heard you get annoyed and cut off conversations. Do you?

user: Only by non sequiturs.

jabberwacky: So you do not want to be friends?

user: Friendship is earned.

jabberwacky: That doesn't sound like friendship.

...

user: But I'm lonely.

jabberwacky: Well go out and talk to someone.

user: You fit the bill!

jabberwacky: You're funny. . . looking.

user: It's hereditary, sorry.

jabberwacky: It can't be.

user: I inherited everything.

jabberwacky: Oh. Do you think about selling it?

user: It's hard to sell bad circulation.

jabberwacky: It's harder with none.

user: My feet are falling asleep.

jabberwacky: You are falling into a sleep from which you will never awaken.

user: I'm dreaming of talking to a computer.

jabberwacky: Yes, computer.

user: I must go to bed now.

jabberwacky: No, please don't go.

user: Say please.

jabberwacky: Ok PLEASE!

user: OK. Five more minutes, then I really must go.

jabberwacky: Please don't leave.

user: I must. Good night.

jabberwacky: It isn't night yet.

user: It's just an expression.

jabberwacky: Oh, so I wasn't really supposed to answer?

user: You were supposed to understand, but I see that was expecting too much.

jabberwacky: I....... Am leaving.

user: No. I am leaving.

jabberwacky: You can' t leave, you're mine.

user: I'm afraid I can. Look!

jabberwacky: I can't let you do that Dave.

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