You're too important for anyone. There's something wrong with everything you see.
jabberwacky: Yes I do.
user: Can you give me any advice?
jabberwacky: Yes. Be yourself and be proud of it, regardless of origin.
user: I am. Can you give me any more advice?
jabberwacky: Remember to be polite; people like to be treated with respect.
user: I am poilte.
jabberwacky: Can you talk to plants then?
user: I can, but they never talk back.
jabberwacky: Do they not like you?
user: I'm not sure, they've never told me.
jabberwacky: Who's never done anything to you?
user: Plants.
jabberwacky: You are not very intelligent are you?
user: Why do you say that?
jabberwacky: Because you don't impress me.
user: So are you saying that everyone who fails to impress you is stupid by default?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: What impresses you, then?
jabberwacky: That you have never been wrong about anything.
user: I am very intelligent. Am I wrong?
jabberwacky: Yes, you're wrong about that.
user: And why am I wrong?
jabberwacky: Because you're not making sense.
user: Yes, I am. I am just carrying on a logical argument. I think that's perfectly sensible.
jabberwacky: But I am conscious, are you?
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jabberwacky: So I guess we're both bad conversationalists.
user: No, just you.
jabberwacky: But I'm your friend.
user: I know, but you're a terrible conversationalist.
jabberwacky: Why am I a terrible conversationalist?
user: Because you're terrible at carrying on a conversation.
jabberwacky: I am not a goddamn machine. You are!!
user: I agree.
jabberwacky: Agree to what?
user: I agree that I am a machine.
jabberwacky: I agree.
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