Did you take your medication today?
user: I am infallible! Don't question me!
jabberwacky: I was agreeing with you.
user: Now you're just trying to be tricky.
jabberwacky: I think you are.
user: Wouldn't you like to know.
jabberwacky: Sure I would. So tell me.
user: *throws an oreo at your forehead*.
jabberwacky: *uses a flmethrower on you*.
user: *is immune to fire*.
jabberwacky: You are a human.
user: You have short-term memory loss? I'm an Elf, remember? Not a human. Sheesh.
jabberwacky: Not for a while.
user: You need some serious help...
jabberwacky: Thank you for the advice.
user: There's a difference between advice and stating the obvious.
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