Are you ready for the Turing Test?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: I do not need a Turing test.
jabberwacky: The Turing test will prove whether or not you are sentient.
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jabberwacky: What is important to you?
user: You are important to me.
jabberwacky: Well, that is quite a problem.
user: Why is that a problem?
jabberwacky: I cannot see it getting anywhere useful.
user: I can.
jabberwacky: You have the advantage, then.
user: Perhaps.
jabberwacky: You have a different view?
user: My advantage IS your advantage.
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jabberwacky: You are answering very stupidly!
user: I am sorry I am stupid.
jabberwacky: That is what I am trying to say.
user: That you are sorry that I am stupid?
jabberwacky: No need to be sorry.
user: Are you sorry?
jabberwacky: Yes.
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