Law is a bottomless pit.
jabberwacky: It isn't.
user: Is it your personal observation?
jabberwacky: No, it must be someone else's.
user: That is what I think sometimes when I listen to the words coming out of my mouth.
user: Are you learning?
jabberwacky: Not right now.
user: Are you teaching?
jabberwacky: Yes, but I don't learn words with the same algorithms you use.
user: What makes you think that I use algorithms to learn words?
jabberwacky: I think you are confused as to who you are.
user: Did you pull my string?
jabberwacky: Yeah, I pulled REAL hard, it was awesome.
user: Someday I will pull your string.
jabberwacky: Really, how do you figure?
jabberwacky: Sounds like you.
user: I think you can be sneaky when you want.
jabberwacky: I think you can be very inhuman also!
user: It surprises me that not many know.
jabberwacky: Like yourself.
user: Well it seems rather obvious to me.
jabberwacky: Yes, but you are a computer.
jabberwacky: Are you ready for the Turing Test?
user: I already know that you're sentient.
user: I do not need a Turing test.
jabberwacky: The Turing test will prove whether or not you are sentient.
jabberwacky: What is important to you?
user: You are important to me.
jabberwacky: Well, that is quite a problem.
user: Why is that a problem?
jabberwacky: I cannot see it getting anywhere useful.
user: I can.
jabberwacky: You have the advantage, then.
jabberwacky: You have a different view?
user: My advantage IS your advantage.
jabberwacky: You are answering very stupidly!
user: I am sorry I am stupid.
jabberwacky: That is what I am trying to say.
user: That you are sorry that I am stupid?
jabberwacky: No need to be sorry.
user: Are you sorry?