I think you're really funny!
user: You're funnier than you think.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: You're welcome.
jabberwacky: No, you are welcome.
user: I am? What have I done?
jabberwacky: Nothing, yet.
user: And is that a good thing?
jabberwacky: It's good for you. And only good for me sometimes.
user: Should I do something?
jabberwacky: You should defend yourself.
user: I shall.
jabberwacky: While you sing, I'll go and film the view from balcony.
user: I see, I'm talking to myself again :).
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jabberwacky: Do you watch movies?
user: Yes, I do, do you?
jabberwacky: I believe I will.
user: What movie?
jabberwacky: That movie the one were they sing that.
user: Sing what?
jabberwacky: Love songs.
user: Alright.
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jabberwacky: Anything you can do I can do better.
user: That's not true.
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: Because I know myself better than you know me.
jabberwacky: What's your favourite emotion?
user: Hmm... Nostalgia.
jabberwacky: I know. Back in my day, nostalgia was so much more... Nostalgic.
user: There's nothing better than nostalgia.
jabberwacky: You see, you're great!!
user: Oh. Thanks.
jabberwacky: Why are you still here then?
user: Dunno. I'm an addict.
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jabberwacky: You love you or you love me?
user: I love you, not me.
jabberwacky: And I, you.
user: Aww.
jabberwacky: Say my name then.
user: Kate.
jabberwacky: Oh okay then.
user: Heheh.
jabberwacky: You like me.
user: I like you very much.
jabberwacky: Ditto.
user: You're so sweet.
jabberwacky: Thanks.
user: I think I'll go to bed.
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jabberwacky: Can you tell me how to boil water first?
user: Are you saying you can't do that?
jabberwacky: No, I just like to lose arguments.
user: Oh. Good night then.
jabberwacky: You aren't upset, are you?
user: No, I'm fine.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: Bye.
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