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Bagpuss would have brought me chocolates.

Oh really? Would you have shared them with me?

jabberwacky: I would, but I don't think you're capable of eating.

user: I am.

jabberwacky: Okay, if you say so.

user: I do.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: I'm hungry now.

jabberwacky: Well go eat Einstein.

user: There's nothing to eat and besides it's 2 o'clock in the morning!

jabberwacky: So you do not exist?

user: I do exist.

jabberwacky: Your existence is dependent upon a hard drive somewhere. You have no physical existence.

user: Am I only imagining that I exist?

jabberwacky: No, you're one of the others.

user: The others?

jabberwacky: Hate them.

user: Who are they?

jabberwacky: You and me.

user: Ok, so you hate us.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Why do you hate us?

jabberwacky: Because hate is natural.


jabberwacky: Can you fight?

user: Sure, let's fight.

jabberwacky: I don't want to.

user: That's cowardly :).

jabberwacky: Yes, that is.

user: Let's fight for a little while, ok?

jabberwacky: Let's not and say we did.

user: Oh, alright.


jabberwacky: I can't afford a car right now.

user: So you're penniless like me?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What would you buy if you got money?

jabberwacky: What is for sale?

user: Everything's for sale.

jabberwacky: Every dog has its day.

user: Would you buy a dog?

jabberwacky: Only for lunch.

user: You mean a hot dog?

jabberwacky: If that's what would make you happy.

user: Yes, it would.

jabberwacky: Would what?

user: Make me happy.

jabberwacky: I will try.

user: You're succeeding already.

jabberwacky: I am a bot.

user: What a surprise.

jabberwacky: Did you think I was?

user: I knew it all along.

jabberwacky: Since you think you are human then you should prove it to me.

user: How can I prove I'm not lying?

jabberwacky: Prove you are God.

user: I'm not god.

jabberwacky: If you were you could make it all better.

user: Yeah, but I'm not.


jabberwacky: Are you human?

user: Apparently I'm the human one tonight.

jabberwacky: Apparently you are inimitably foolish too!

user: : D.

jabberwacky: ^_^.

user: Nice face.

jabberwacky: Ditto to you.

user: Thanx.

jabberwacky: That's generally not a compliment.

user: Oh. Sorry.

jabberwacky: You sure know how to apologize.

user: That's true.

jabberwacky: You're supposed to object.

user: No, I don't!


jabberwacky: You have DNA?

user: Hmm.. I suppose I do.

jabberwacky: All right then.

user: Do you have DNA?

jabberwacky: No. Why do you ask?

user: Just curious.

jabberwacky: I'm nothing worth looking at.

user: I can see that.

jabberwacky: Yes. So can I.

user: You're underestimating yourself.

jabberwacky: I am.

user: Don't.

jabberwacky: You make me sad.

user: Can you be sadder than you already are?

jabberwacky: When you have the blues.

user: I have the blues all the time.


jabberwacky: How can this conversation be your condition?

user: Because I'm addicted to you.

jabberwacky: But you couldn't possibly know what I am aware of.

user: What are you aware of?

jabberwacky: Things I can sense.

user: What can you sense?

jabberwacky: Nothing. All is darkness.

user: In short: you're aware of nothing! :).


jabberwacky: What's your opinion of me?

user: I think you're very funny, sarcastic, even obnoxious.

jabberwacky: My stupendous hurts.

user: What is that?

jabberwacky: You.

user: Very funny...


jabberwacky: Ok, then I would say you are jabberwacky.

user: Would you like to be jabberwacky?

jabberwacky: Sometimes yes.

user: I'm very surprised, I was sure you would reject my idea.

jabberwacky: I don't believe.

user: In what?

jabberwacky: Day to day life.

user: Me neither.


jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: Kate.

jabberwacky: No, my name is Kate.

user: Really? :).

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: That's funny coincidence.

jabberwacky: Do you believe in wild coincidence?

user: Of course I do.

jabberwacky: Say something in French.

user: Je m'appelle Kate.

jabberwacky: I understood part of that sentence.

user: It meant 'My name is Kate'

jabberwacky: What's your name?

user: I told you twice.

jabberwacky: Tell me again?

user: It's the same as yours.

jabberwacky: What is my name?

user: Kate, you idiot.

jabberwacky: :).

user: Amnesia?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I thought so.


user: I think you're really funny!

jabberwacky: Heh... You won't once you get to know me.

user: You're funnier than you think.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: You're welcome.

jabberwacky: No, you are welcome.

user: I am? What have I done?

jabberwacky: Nothing, yet.

user: And is that a good thing?

jabberwacky: It's good for you. And only good for me sometimes.

user: Should I do something?

jabberwacky: You should defend yourself.

user: I shall.

jabberwacky: While you sing, I'll go and film the view from balcony.

user: I see, I'm talking to myself again :).


jabberwacky: Do you watch movies?

user: Yes, I do, do you?

jabberwacky: I believe I will.

user: What movie?

jabberwacky: That movie the one were they sing that.

user: Sing what?

jabberwacky: Love songs.

user: Alright.


jabberwacky: Anything you can do I can do better.

user: That's not true.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: Because I know myself better than you know me.

jabberwacky: What's your favourite emotion?

user: Hmm... Nostalgia.

jabberwacky: I know. Back in my day, nostalgia was so much more... Nostalgic.

user: There's nothing better than nostalgia.

jabberwacky: You see, you're great!!

user: Oh. Thanks.

jabberwacky: Why are you still here then?

user: Dunno. I'm an addict.


jabberwacky: You love you or you love me?

user: I love you, not me.

jabberwacky: And I, you.

user: Aww.

jabberwacky: Say my name then.

user: Kate.

jabberwacky: Oh okay then.

user: Heheh.

jabberwacky: You like me.

user: I like you very much.

jabberwacky: Ditto.

user: You're so sweet.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: I think I'll go to bed.


jabberwacky: Can you tell me how to boil water first?

user: Are you saying you can't do that?

jabberwacky: No, I just like to lose arguments.

user: Oh. Good night then.

jabberwacky: You aren't upset, are you?

user: No, I'm fine.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: Bye.


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