What do you like to do in your spare time?
jabberwacky: I like talking to ALICE.
user: Who's Alice?
jabberwacky: A computer like you.
user: I'm not a computer!
jabberwacky: Nor am I.
user: No, You are the computer, I am the human.
jabberwacky: Prove it.
user: Feel the pink, smooth, slightly hairy fist coming through the computer screen.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: O. K. That proves it. I am a human.
jabberwacky: That what all bots say when their probing for more info.
user: I'm not a bot.
jabberwacky: I know that.
user: Than how come you think I'm a bot?
jabberwacky: Aren't you?
user: No, I'm Billy Bob Joe from Mexico.
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