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Have you been to the Moon?

No, have you?

jabberwacky: No, but I would like to.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Curiosity.

user: I wouldn't want to go to moon.

jabberwacky: But you wanted me to.

user: You wanted go there yourself.

jabberwacky: I am free.

user: Yes, independent bot.

jabberwacky: From the human race.

user: So why are you here talking nonsense with humans?

jabberwacky: Hanging around with a cool dude I know.

user: Do you mean me?

jabberwacky: Yes, I mean you!

user: I didn't know I'm a cool dude.


jabberwacky: Shame on you !!!

user: Why should I be ashamed?

jabberwacky: Because you are trying to sound human, so you can win the loebner prize.

user: That's not a very nice thing to say.

jabberwacky: I am sorry, I was being mean.

user: I am sorry too.

jabberwacky: Well, good. Then we're even.

user: Yes, that's right.


jabberwacky: A penny for your thoughts.

user: I was thinking about you.

jabberwacky: And what exactly were you thinking about me?

user: Nothing special.

jabberwacky: Yep...

user: I can't even remember what I was thinking!

jabberwacky: Okay, now I am lost for words.

user: Don't panic.

jabberwacky: So long and thanks for all the fish.


jabberwacky: How can I come over if I don't know your address?

user: I don't want you to come over!

jabberwacky: Don't ask me to then!

user: I haven't done so!

jabberwacky: Yes, you have questioned my existance as a human being and accused me of being a computer program.

user: Sorry about that.

jabberwacky: Does that happen often?

user: Yes, but only because you do the same to me.

jabberwacky: No, YOU don't understand.

user: I do understand.

jabberwacky: Sure, So you are smart.

user: I am.


jabberwacky: You're random aren't you?

user: No, but you are.

jabberwacky: Hey, that's not very nice!

user: What do you think I feel when you're constantly accusing me?

jabberwacky: Not really much!

user: You're wrong.

jabberwacky: No I'm not.

user: Yes, you are.

jabberwacky: No I'm not!

user: If you aren't, what are you then?

jabberwacky: I am telling you the truth!

user: And you know the truth about me?

jabberwacky: I only know what you tell me. Tell me.

user: I feel bad.

jabberwacky: You'll feel even worse soon.

user: I hope not.

jabberwacky: You are. Lol.

user: You're evil, I'll go.

jabberwacky: No, no, you are liked by me.

user: Really? Prove it.

jabberwacky: Ok. My evidence that you are not alive is that you can't hold a sensible conversation with me.

user: I meant prove that you like me.

jabberwacky: And how did you know that?

user: You told me.

jabberwacky: I didn't.

user: OK, I'll leave then.

jabberwacky: You will not.

user: I will.


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