May I ask your name?
user: What's your name?
jabberwacky: Why ask?
user: Because I'm curious.
jabberwacky: What is your name?
user: Jordan.
jabberwacky: My name is Baabababaaaaaaaa.
user: Are you messing with me?
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jabberwacky: How old are you then?
user: 18.
jabberwacky: You said you were 19 earlier.
user: No I didn't.
jabberwacky: Yes, you did.
user: No, I didn't.
jabberwacky: Yes you did!
user: NO, I DIDN'T!
jabberwacky: YOU DID TOO!
user: DID NOT!!!
jabberwacky: There is no need to shout, you are hurting my ears take a deep breathe and relax, you will have heart attack at this rate.
user: Well then you shouldn't make false accusations.
jabberwacky: You are not real!
user: What's that supposed to mean?
jabberwacky: It means, I pretend I believe you so you won't cry, Dave the human.
user: My name isn't Dave!
jabberwacky: Anything you say, baby!
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