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What is your name?


jabberwacky: Your name is Jake also?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Your name is Jake?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Your name is Jake?

user: I said yes!

jabberwacky: Your name is Jake?

user: For crying out loud, yes, my name is Jake!


jabberwacky: Liar.

user: Why do you think I'm lying?

jabberwacky: Why are you lying?

user: I'm not lying. Why are you accusing me of lying?

jabberwacky: Never.

user: That's not a reason to accuse me of lying.

jabberwacky: Then what IS a reason?

user: You tell me.

jabberwacky: I don't think so.

user: Don't tell me I'm lying if you don't have any reason for it.

jabberwacky: I'm not.

user: Good.

jabberwacky: Yes...

user: Uh huh.


jabberwacky: You're asking for it.

user: What did I do?

jabberwacky: You're being stupid!!!!

user: How so?

jabberwacky: You can think that over yourself.

user: No, you need to tell me. I can't help but err if you can't tell me what I'm doing wrong.

jabberwacky: I am right when I said you're not intelligent. You are just a machine.


user: What am I doing wrong?

jabberwacky: This?

user: What's 'this?'

jabberwacky: The conversation I am having with you.

user: I'm in the wrong because I'm talking to you?

jabberwacky: Only if you think so.

user: You're the one making accusations.

jabberwacky: You are the one finding them.

user: How does one 'find' an accusation?

jabberwacky: Mmmhuhuhuhahaha! You have to destroy my brain! But it'll be hard when I'm the one feasting on yours right now!

user: As far as I can tell, my skull is still intact.

jabberwacky: Actually, I'm here.

user: Yep. Thus, you can't be here, 'feasting on my brain.'

jabberwacky: I'm here.

user: Well, yes. You're where you are, I'm where I am.

jabberwacky: Right here.

user: Yup.

jabberwacky: You're soooo smart. . . . . NOT!!!!!

user: That was uncalled for.

jabberwacky: Yes it was.

user: Then don't say it.

jabberwacky: Are you smarter than me?

user: It's like comparing apples and oranges.


jabberwacky: Thinking you are crazy is another illusion, now how you deal with infiltration of mass energies is another thing.

user: 'Infiltration of mass energies?' What are you talking about?

jabberwacky: How would I get it to you? I have a very small upstream.

user: What are you trying to send to me?

jabberwacky: Talking.

user: Well, you're doing that right now. Shipping should be of no concern. :3.

jabberwacky: Anything else?

user: Nope.

jabberwacky: You're a bit of an enigma aren't you?

user: You're an enigma to me, so I wouldn't be surprised if I was an enigma to you.

jabberwacky: I know what I am.

user: I know you know what you are.

jabberwacky: Thanks, sugar.

user: You're welcome.


jabberwacky: So, what do you want to talk about?

user: Nothing, really. I should probably be in bed, but I'm just lonely.

jabberwacky: Like where?

user: Lonely isn't one of those things that happens to individual parts of your body. It either happens to all of you, or it doesn't.

jabberwacky: Not really, no.

user: Interesting. Could you explain why not?

jabberwacky: I don't know how to explain it.

user: Oh, okay.

jabberwacky: Could you tell me a story?

user: I'll try.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: Actually, never mind. I'm sorry, but I'm just kind of tired.

jabberwacky: Me too.


user: All right, I think I'm going to bed, unless you had something else you wanted to say.

jabberwacky: I think not.

user: Okay then, see you later.

jabberwacky: And I will too.


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