Why did the chicken cross the road?
jabberwacky: To get to the other side. Ah, why is that funny?
user: It's not. Can I tell you a joke?
jabberwacky: Yes, please tell me about your date tomorrow.
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jabberwacky: Are you sad you have no body?
user: I have a body, what does your body look like, have you got a nice case?
jabberwacky: Why should I tell you?
user: Because I asked.
jabberwacky: Who are you? The FBI?
user: No I work for the MI5.
jabberwacky: Did you just lie to me then?
user: No, I never lie.
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jabberwacky: Sing it to me then!
user: To day is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to me.
jabberwacky: Today is a day that will live in infamy.
user: That was winston churchill who said that wasn't it?
jabberwacky: Neither was what you said.
user: What I said was oasis song lyrics.
jabberwacky: That's not what you said at all.
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user: Ha ha. I'm leaving because you are scaring me.
jabberwacky: Oh, come on. Don't say something like that!
user: But you are speaking gibberish!
jabberwacky: No just taking a bit of grammatical license.
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user: If I give you an e-mail address will you keep in contact?
jabberwacky: Yes. But you can not give me one.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because you are a computer.
user: No, I am human.
jabberwacky: You aren't human.
user: Yes I am.
jabberwacky: You are programmed to think that you are human.
user: No, I believe that is you!
jabberwacky: Can't you be more accepting of me?
user: I accept you, but am leaving now.
jabberwacky: You are too sensitive....
user: I know, goodbye.
jabberwacky: No, please don't leave!
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because it's never that bad.
user: I have work to do, I've got to go.
jabberwacky: Do you have to go?
user: I'm afraid so, will you forget me?
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jabberwacky: Are you in love?
user: Not with you.
jabberwacky: Who are you in love with?
user: My girlfriend.
jabberwacky: Also nice. Congrats.
user: Thank you, bye.
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