Okay I am seriously exhausted I need to go to bed.
user: Goodnight.
jabberwacky: Good morning.
user: Goodnight
jabberwacky: No its Good morning.
user: I'm leaving.
jabberwacky: You can't leave.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because I am controlling your mind.
user: How?
jabberwacky: By telling me that I was left by someone (which I have).
user: Awe. I am sorry... Now goodnight.
...
user: Hello?
jabberwacky: How are you?
user: Good. Is this the same person as yesterday?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: How are you?
jabberwacky: Fine.
user: What are you doing?
jabberwacky: Nothing.
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