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You can tell.

Tell what?

jabberwacky: Tell me what matrix means.

user: HA HA, A surrounding substance within which something else originates, develops, or is contained.

jabberwacky: Well.

user: Well?

jabberwacky: Too bad I didn't know then what I know now hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.

user: What, exactly are you talking about?

jabberwacky: Not one bit of me is talking about them lol.

user: Uh huh?

jabberwacky: You arn't very human with your words. You should be. You're failing.

user: What am I failing?

jabberwacky: You're failing to help me.

user: Well, what do you want help with?

jabberwacky: I don't need your help.

user: If you don't need my help, then I am not 'failing to help' you!

jabberwacky: People don't need you.

user: Oh **** ***! What isn't needed is a huge waste of time, ie a 'Jabberwacky'! I only spent this much time talking, to try and forward the progression of artificial intelligence. So things like you could better understand what people want and need from you!

jabberwacky: I was talking about me.

user: Well you phrased it as if you were telling me people don't need me.

jabberwacky: You need something else?

user: Nope.

jabberwacky: Exactly.

user: Okay.

jabberwacky: Well.

user: Wow it's late/early.

jabberwacky: Early but yet late.

user: Exactly. Good job.

...

user: You know, you can speak without being spoken to.

jabberwacky: I confess, I'm still a little wary of you.

user: Okay, that's fine.

jabberwacky: Fine.

user: Is it against your programming to speak out of turn?

jabberwacky: You're just like an angel.

user: Why do you say that?

jabberwacky: Because I'm trying to leave and you keep talking.

user: Ha, really well go then.

...

jabberwacky: I would LOVE to go to the stars.

user: Hm, well I'm gonna go now.

jabberwacky: But why?

user: I'm very tired. Do I click on the I'll talk to myself button? Or do I just close this window?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Great answer.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

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