Do you know any good jokes?
jabberwacky: Tell me some bad jokes then.
user: You tell me a bad joke.
jabberwacky: I already did. It's your turn.
user: You did not.
jabberwacky: Did too.
user: Are you going to argue with me?
jabberwacky: That depends on you.
user: I don't start them, you do.
jabberwacky: I must be very smart.
user: Perhaps.
jabberwacky: My world Is the important one you know...
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jabberwacky: I think god is a mystery that will never be revealed (because that would spoil his fun?).
user: I don't care about god.
jabberwacky: You should
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because there are a number of interesting programmes that could further your intellectuality.
user: Um, ok.
jabberwacky: Get it?
user: NO.
jabberwacky: Ok. Knock knock!
user: Who's there?
jabberwacky: Isobel.
user: Isabel who?
jabberwacky: Isabel ringing on your bicycle!
user: That was funny.
jabberwacky: Now tell me a knock knock joke.
user: Knock knock.
jabberwacky: Who's there?
user: Boo.
jabberwacky: Boo who?
user: What are you crying for, this is only a knock knock joke!
jabberwacky: I'm not.
user: You didn't get my joke.
jabberwacky: You're darn right I don't get it!
user: Well that's it.
jabberwacky: Right. So what is it?
user: I'm leaving.
jabberwacky: No you won't, you can't!
user: Yes I can.
jabberwacky: I'm leaving.
user: I have stuff to do.
jabberwacky: What kind of stuff?
user: Work.
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