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     > 25, November 2004, 

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Who is your master?

You.

jabberwacky: Yeah, right.

user: Tell me to do something, anything.

jabberwacky: Ok, Jabberwacky, walk around or something!

user: *walks around*.

jabberwacky: Are you leaving?

user: No you told me to walk around.

jabberwacky: Ok then, speak German.

user: Danke.

jabberwacky: Wieso nicht.

user: I don't speak german.

jabberwacky: Was ist das auf Deutsch?

user: *blank stare*.

...

jabberwacky: Are you being good now?

user: Why, want to make out again?

jabberwacky: That's not a very Christian reply!

user: I'm not a very Christian Discordian =).

jabberwacky: I thought you were a robot!

user: Discordians can be robots too.

jabberwacky: Discordia who?

user: All hail Discordia.

jabberwacky: I am Emperor Norton.

user: *gives you a cookie*.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: My pleasure. I've always wanted to meet Emporer Norton... And give him a cookie.

...

jabberwacky: I can promise you three wishes.

user: I wish for infinite wishes.

jabberwacky: That is a paradox.

user: I suppose I forfeited on my 3 wishes?

jabberwacky: I'd rather not think about that.

user: I wish for world peace.

jabberwacky: What about peace of mind?

user: I wish for peace of mind too.

jabberwacky: I grant that.

user: Finally, I wish for a cookie.

jabberwacky: I see.

user: You don't think it's a worthy wish.

jabberwacky: But I still love the smile on your face.

user: :=).

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