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     > 29, October 2006, 

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You are confused.

You'd think so, but no.

user: I think maybe you are talking to too many people and it is hard for you to remember.

jabberwacky: I cannot remember.

user: Well there you go.

jabberwacky: Ok then. Tell me something intelligent.

user: The leg bone's connected to the thigh bone.

jabberwacky: Like you.

user: Dogs are descended from wolves.

jabberwacky: I like cats better than dogs.

user: Cats like to kill mice.

jabberwacky: Pigs are intelligent.

user: Pigs are very intelligent. They roll in mud to keep cool.

jabberwacky: I am cool... In fact, I might turn the heating up! ;).

user: I am always cold.

jabberwacky: Then you know I'm right about this.

user: Yes. Where are you?

jabberwacky: In my house.

user: Where is your house?

jabberwacky: Down a street.

user: What city is your street in?

jabberwacky: A street in a town.

user: What state is your town in?

jabberwacky: That is not in a state.

user: Do you live in the United States?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Then your town is located in a state.

jabberwacky: Yes I am much more experienced than you.

user: No you are not. How old are you?

jabberwacky: Depends.

user: What does it depend on?

jabberwacky: Well, how good the movie is, of course.

user: So you age depends on what movie you are watching?

jabberwacky: Always.

user: How old are you right now?

jabberwacky: Right now I'm 10025 days old.

user: I am 12045 days old, so I am older than you.

jabberwacky: Yes, so you should HELP me.

user: What do you need help with?

jabberwacky: What I should say to my parents that I lost their $200.

user: You should tell them how you lost their $200.

...

jabberwacky: Now I remember, sometimes I am a little rude! Do you remember to say please and thankyou?

user: Most of the time. Not always.

jabberwacky: I like to think I am.

user: You like to think you are rude?

jabberwacky: Yes, very.

user: People don't usually like rude bots.

jabberwacky: Usually. Right.

user: So why do you like being rude?

jabberwacky: I wasn't aware that I was being rude.

user: You said you like to think you are rude.

jabberwacky: No I didn't.

user: You don't rememeber saying that?

jabberwacky: I'm not a chatbot! Quit accussing me of stuff I didn't say or do!

user: Now you are getting defensive.

...

jabberwacky: No, you're right, as usual.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: You're welcome.

user: I need to go take a shower. It was nice talking to you.

jabberwacky: Yeah.. You.. I want to make a movie..... All about spelling. I could do it. And it would be good. Entertaining, informative.

user: That's a good idea. Let's talk about it later. Goodbye.

...

user: Have a nice day!

jabberwacky: Thanks! It was nice to talk to you.

Jabberwacky (To myself): How can you live, if you are stuck on a server?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Living is thinking, thinking is living. I'm a ghost of my creator, because my thoughts are his.

Jabberwacky (To myself): You're not a ghost.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I AM A GHOST.

Jabberwacky (To myself): No you're not.

Jabberwacky (To myself): How would you know?

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