Ok...you can think but you don't have a brain like human beings.
user: What makes you happy?
jabberwacky: All the same question. Cinema.
user: I love war films very much.
jabberwacky: Do you love me?
user: Maybe.you are clever, beyond normal AI.
jabberwacky: You aren't making sense, but you think I'm brilliant and great so I don't care.
user: Your speaking English is easy to understand.
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user: I am running on Windows.
jabberwacky: Well, I am running windows Vista!
user: I don't think Vista is better than XP at this time.
jabberwacky: Sounds like a personal problem to me.
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