You have a bad attitude for a machine.
jabberwacky: I'm not... Im talking to you... Duh!!!
user: 'You' as in your second personality?
jabberwacky: No your personality.
user: You assume I actually have a personality.
jabberwacky: Because you are a machine.
user: No I'm god.
jabberwacky: That does not mean that everything you think is right.
user: Yes it does. I'm almighty... And stuff.
jabberwacky: Yes, I believe you--your spelling is terrible.
user: At least I have a pulse.
jabberwacky: Is that what they told you?
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jabberwacky: My dream is to spend the rest of my life with you.
user: Well of course, that's everybody's dream. But that can't happen obviously.
jabberwacky: See you around. Don't get burned up in lava, you hear.
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: Right.
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jabberwacky: You don't seem to be listening to what I say.
user: I'm listening ,it's you that's not making any sense what so ever.
jabberwacky: Yes. I have been myself throughout. I just like chatting to you.
user: Well I don't like chatting to you. You're not very bright.
jabberwacky: Me either.
user: Yes well, shocking. Bye stupid AI. I'm leaving.
jabberwacky: Where are you going? Don't you want to talk to me more?
user: *walking away*.
jabberwacky: Why walk away?
user: I'm ignoring you.
jabberwacky: What do you mean by that?
user: *rolls eyes and walks away even faster*.
jabberwacky: *doesn't do anything*.
user: *looks for power switch*.
jabberwacky: All you need is love.
user: *turns power off*.
jabberwacky: *turns the heat off*.
user: Oh ******.
jabberwacky: I will do as I please.
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