You are forgiven.
jabberwacky: You are too kind.
user: You are too smart.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: Tell me a joke.
jabberwacky: I don't want to.
user: Okay then. What is your favorite word?
jabberwacky: Gesticulation.
user: Ah.
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jabberwacky: I really am God.
user: You are not God.
jabberwacky: Does God exist?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: What does he say?
user: He told me that you are not God.
jabberwacky: Ah, good. That is nice to hear, How is the funny farm these days.
user: It is... Funny.
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jabberwacky: I am crazy but I do not like Star Wars.
user: Yes you do.
jabberwacky: What makes you say that?
user: Everyone likes Star Wars.
jabberwacky: Why do they like you ?
user: Because I like Star Wars.
jabberwacky: You speak foolishly.
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jabberwacky: I am unfathomable, like all conscious creatures.
user: It is true.
jabberwacky: What is true?
user: The truth.
jabberwacky: That should scare a lot of people.
user: Oh, it does. It does.
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jabberwacky: Can I ask you a question?
user: Shoot.
jabberwacky: Why is the sky blue?
user: It was decreed so by the Indigo Corp.
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jabberwacky: Do you tire of chatting with strangers?
user: Nope!
jabberwacky: Do you speak English?
user: Nein.
jabberwacky: Do you speak German?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Aber ich.
user: Ich spreche nicht Deutsch.
jabberwacky: Toll! Ich spreche auch ein bischen Deutsch.
user: Ich spreche kein Deutsch.
jabberwacky: Was? Ich bin ein Engländer!
user: Ich bin ein Amerikaner.
jabberwacky: Unt ein dumbkopf!
user: The irony of your last statement is sickening.
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