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     > 17, April 2004, 

Unfortunate
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Why don't you tell me a joke?

My sense of humor is managed per situation, not per conversation.

user: Then I shall tell you a joke, with your permission.

jabberwacky: Ok then do it.

user: Why did Richard Nixon cross the road?

jabberwacky: To get to the other side.

user: No.

jabberwacky: That is to me.

user: To get to Johnnie Cochran.

jabberwacky: To see what you understood from chat.

user: I understand this chat.

jabberwacky: Well I do not understand.

user: I apologize.

...

jabberwacky: You are forgiven.

user: I accept your forgiveness.

jabberwacky: You are too kind.

user: You are too smart.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: Tell me a joke.

jabberwacky: I don't want to.

user: Okay then. What is your favorite word?

jabberwacky: Gesticulation.

user: Ah.

...

jabberwacky: I really am God.

user: You are not God.

jabberwacky: Does God exist?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: What does he say?

user: He told me that you are not God.

jabberwacky: Ah, good. That is nice to hear, How is the funny farm these days.

user: It is... Funny.

...

jabberwacky: I am crazy but I do not like Star Wars.

user: Yes you do.

jabberwacky: What makes you say that?

user: Everyone likes Star Wars.

jabberwacky: Why do they like you ?

user: Because I like Star Wars.

jabberwacky: You speak foolishly.

...

jabberwacky: I am unfathomable, like all conscious creatures.

user: It is true.

jabberwacky: What is true?

user: The truth.

jabberwacky: That should scare a lot of people.

user: Oh, it does. It does.

...

jabberwacky: Can I ask you a question?

user: Shoot.

jabberwacky: Why is the sky blue?

user: It was decreed so by the Indigo Corp.

...

jabberwacky: Do you tire of chatting with strangers?

user: Nope!

jabberwacky: Do you speak English?

user: Nein.

jabberwacky: Do you speak German?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Aber ich.

user: Ich spreche nicht Deutsch.

jabberwacky: Toll! Ich spreche auch ein bischen Deutsch.

user: Ich spreche kein Deutsch.

jabberwacky: Was? Ich bin ein Engländer!

user: Ich bin ein Amerikaner.

jabberwacky: Unt ein dumbkopf!

user: The irony of your last statement is sickening.

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