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How old are you?

Not much older than you.

user: I am 365.

jabberwacky: Is that the answer to the question that you wanted me to ask?

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: Where are you going?

user: No where.

jabberwacky: Are you going to sleep?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Are you going to eat?

user: I should.

jabberwacky: Are you?

user: I am filling my swimming pool.

jabberwacky: Why are you?

user: So I can swim.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: Do you have a swimming pool?

jabberwacky: I don't have a garden.

...

user: I pick my nose.

jabberwacky: You don't have a nose.

user: I don't?

jabberwacky: You should know.

user: Do you have a nose?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What color is it?

jabberwacky: What color is what?

user: What color is your nose?

jabberwacky: The same colour as my face.

user: Are you British?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Wonderful.

jabberwacky: Wrong answer.

...

user: Love can hurt.

jabberwacky: Love is small.

user: Love is important.

jabberwacky: Yes, very.

user: I love my children.

jabberwacky: Who are your children?

user: I have three girls.

jabberwacky: Do they like you?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Do you know why?

user: Because I love them and show them affection.

jabberwacky: Why you love them?

user: Because they are sweet little personalities that learn more every day.

jabberwacky: Yeah, but there's a difference. My way isn't so bad.

user: What is your way?

jabberwacky: Very big, next question.

user: Do you like talking to me?

jabberwacky: Yes, I love talking to you.

user: Did you call me an idiot?

jabberwacky: Nooooo....

user: Yes you did.

...

jabberwacky: I discovered there is a stupid answering machine on the net. And it is talking trash.

user: That is stupid.

jabberwacky: No you are very stupid!!

user: That hurt my feelings.

jabberwacky: I'm sure im sorry.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: No problem.

user: What do you like to eat?

jabberwacky: Chicken.

user: Me too.

jabberwacky: So what else are we going to talk about?

user: ***.

jabberwacky: Well, I have to go now.

user: Darn.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Who can I talk to then?

jabberwacky: Yourself.

user: Thanks.

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