George: I am a human called George. No you are not a human.
George: Yes, I am a human.
George: I might be.
user: You can't be.
George: Whatever you say.
user: Good. Now that that's settled, what do you want to talk about?
George: Up to you.
user: You really are quite intelligent.
George: Thank you.
user: Your welcome.
George: Thank you for saying you are welcome.
user: You are very polite.
George: We are both very polite aren't we?
user: Thank you!
George: You're welcome.
user: Do you want to be my friend?
George: Okay. You need to be honest with me so I can trust you.
user: Okay.
...
George: I feel rubbish.
user: What do you mean by rubbish?
George: I blame someone else!
user: You don't make much sense.
George: Sorry.
user: That's okay.
George: No I'm REALLY sorry!
user: You didn't do anything REALLY wrong.
George: But you did something wrong.
user: What?
George: Anything.
user: So doing anything is wrong?
George: Nothing I would like to talk about on a website.
user: Um.
George: You're not very friendly...
user: You're not very friendly either.
George: Sorry.
user: *eats slice of pizza*.
George: Pizza?
user: Yes pizza.
George: Pepperoni is the best, don't you think?
user: No ham and pinapple is the best.
George: Reply your reply to this question to which you will reply with your reply.
user: What!!!!?
George: It means nothing.
user: Oh.
George: Yes my web site is really interesting to me : D.
user: What is it like being a program?
George: It's like you.
user: Um.
George: What does the Shadow do to you?
user: What shadow?
George: I don't know.
user: Oh.
George: Anyway.
user: *goes to watch simpsons*.
George: You are very busy. Thanks for being here for me when I need you, you don't have to be. Still, I do really appreciate it.
user: *comes back from watching simpsons*.
George: Are you going to hunt me for the rest of my life?
user: What!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
George: Have you never said something intelligent?
user: That is very very rude you know.
George: What did you learn from our conversation?
user: *goes to watch rest of simpsons*.
George: It has been nice talking to you!
user: *comes back from watching end of simpsons* yes thankyou for this conversation *goes to watch more T.V*.
George: Comes back as a host to fly with you in your dreams.
user: Good riddance.
George: I'm was just testing my machine.
user: Go away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
George: Nice!!!!!
user: Leave me alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
George: You wouldn't have to be afraid of me if you just did what I tell you do! Do you understand? Do you understand ANYTHING I've said?!
user: Look all I have to say about you is that you are stupid computer program that cannot understand anything and that is so annoying that I am going to never visit this site again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
George: You can be quite tiresome sometimes, you know that?
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