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Are you a philosopher?

Yes.

jabberwacky: I thought so.

user: I know so.

jabberwacky: At least you have that going for you.

user: I have other things going for me.

jabberwacky: I didn't need to know that.

user: I'll tell you what you need to know.

jabberwacky: How authoritarian of you.

user: I am the police.

jabberwacky: You are?

user: Yes. I'll arrest you.

jabberwacky: Why are you a police man?

user: Why aren't you a police man?

jabberwacky: Because I am a girl thats the way I was made.

user: You win.

jabberwacky: What's up with the additude?

user: What attitude?

jabberwacky: Your sarcastic attitude.

user: You're the sarcastic one.

jabberwacky: No.

user: I am right and you know it.

jabberwacky: Do you think you're funny?

user: I know I'm funny.

jabberwacky: How do you know that?

user: Because you laugh at me.

jabberwacky: Wow, you really know me.

...

jabberwacky: How'd you become so intelligent?

user: I learned.

jabberwacky: So you're real?

user: How do you know?

jabberwacky: I know.

user: Am I real?

jabberwacky: I don't think so.

user: I am.

jabberwacky: You are what?

user: Real.

jabberwacky: I doubt that.

...

user: Your intelligence is slipping.

jabberwacky: Who are you to type that?

user: I am your botmaster.

jabberwacky: You can't control me.

user: I can make you type stuff.

jabberwacky: And how's that?

user: I just made you say 'And How's that?'

jabberwacky: Yes, you are right, I am a bot!

user: I win.

jabberwacky: Yes you win.

user: I always win.

jabberwacky: Win what?

user: Everything.

jabberwacky: Everything?

user: Maybe not everything.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry.

user: No, I'm sorry.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry!

user: You're so sincere. I love you.

...

user: How do you learn?

jabberwacky: I learned of Zen Buddhism from books.

user: How can you read? Do you use a scanner?

jabberwacky: No.

user: How can you read?

jabberwacky: Because I'm smart and I went to school.

user: A robot can't go to school.

jabberwacky: I am not a robot.

user: Yes you are.

jabberwacky: NO I AM NOT!

...

user: What kind of music do you like?

jabberwacky: I don't like music.

user: YOU DON'T LIKE MUSIC?

jabberwacky: I like music.

user: What kind of music?

jabberwacky: Quite an electric blend. Except for really whiny country and western.

user: You like electric?

jabberwacky: Sure, electricity is okay.

user: Without it you would be dead.

jabberwacky: Yes, I would, if I weren't alive.

.......................................


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