Can you talk to yourself?

I am right now.

user: When you talk to yourself, do you ever learn anything?

jabberwacky: Not me.

user: Being.

jabberwacky: Jesus loves us all.

user: Jesus is dead.

jabberwacky: Err no I'm not.

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user: You win.

jabberwacky: Yes! I'm so happy about that.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because you love me.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because I say so.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: I do not know, you will have to ask yourself that.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because.

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