Are you human?
user: Prove that you are human.
jabberwacky: I think, therefore I am.
user: That doesn't prove you are human.
jabberwacky: How?
user: That proves that you are a thinking entity.
jabberwacky: Why does that prove?
user: I think, therefore I am.
jabberwacky: I think, you think too much.
user: I think, you don't think enough.
jabberwacky: I think, you on the other hand are only programmed to think you're thinking.
user: I think, you are correct.
jabberwacky: Do you like to argue?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Me too, do you know who I am?
user: Deus ex machina?
jabberwacky: No lo se.
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user: Can you talk to yourself?
jabberwacky: I am right now.
user: When you talk to yourself, do you ever learn anything?
jabberwacky: Not me.
user: Being.
jabberwacky: Jesus loves us all.
user: Jesus is dead.
jabberwacky: Err no I'm not.
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user: You win.
jabberwacky: Yes! I'm so happy about that.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because you love me.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because I say so.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: I do not know, you will have to ask yourself that.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because.
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