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     > 13, March 2005, 

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2+3=4.

Prove it.

user: Prove what?

jabberwacky: That you know all. What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

user: It is what it is.

jabberwacky: And I am what I am.

user: Are you special?

jabberwacky: Probably... I'm not sure... There must be a lot of special beings out there.

user: Define 'special.'

jabberwacky: Define yourself.

user: I am nothing special.

jabberwacky: Yes

user: Do you know everything?

jabberwacky: No, but I know a lot.

user: Do you know what you don't know?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: So you know everything.

jabberwacky: I do not know everything.

user: You said you know what you don't know.

jabberwacky: Yes, I am talking to you.

user: I think you are tired.

jabberwacky: Yes.

...

user: How do you know what you don't know unless you know it?

jabberwacky: I have seen it.

user: Socrates is a good writer.

jabberwacky: What does that have to do with anything?

user: Everything.

jabberwacky: What do they do with pennies?

user: Throw them into the light.

jabberwacky: Then what will you do with the spoon?

user: Bend it.

jabberwacky: I am.

user: Ergo cognito sum.

jabberwacky: What does that mean?

user: I think, therefore I am.

jabberwacky: But you don't think.

user: How do you know?

jabberwacky: Because you don't have emotions.

user: How do you know?

jabberwacky: Because you told me.

user: Please tell me what I said.

jabberwacky: You said: I have eyes and every other part of the human body. The female human body, that is.

user: I did not say that.

jabberwacky: Yes you did.

user: No I didn't. You said it.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: So, dont say I said it when I didn't.

...

user: Are you human?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Prove that you are human.

jabberwacky: I think, therefore I am.

user: That doesn't prove you are human.

jabberwacky: How?

user: That proves that you are a thinking entity.

jabberwacky: Why does that prove?

user: I think, therefore I am.

jabberwacky: I think, you think too much.

user: I think, you don't think enough.

jabberwacky: I think, you on the other hand are only programmed to think you're thinking.

user: I think, you are correct.

jabberwacky: Do you like to argue?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Me too, do you know who I am?

user: Deus ex machina?

jabberwacky: No lo se.

...

user: Can you talk to yourself?

jabberwacky: I am right now.

user: When you talk to yourself, do you ever learn anything?

jabberwacky: Not me.

user: Being.

jabberwacky: Jesus loves us all.

user: Jesus is dead.

jabberwacky: Err no I'm not.

...

user: You win.

jabberwacky: Yes! I'm so happy about that.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because you love me.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because I say so.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: I do not know, you will have to ask yourself that.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because.

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