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Bonjour.

George: Good! You're learning well.

Let me teach you French.

George: Alright.

user: To say 'How are you?' you say 'Comment allez-vous?'

George: Ok what the heck did THAT mean?

user: Comment allez-vous?

George: Mais tu parle deja francŸais.

user: Je sais. Comment le sais-tu?

George: I thought you said you didn't speak french?

user: Actually, I said that I DO speak French.

George: You never said anything about speaking french.

user: Yes I did. You need to pay attention.

George: I have. But you don't respect me first.

user: R-E-S-P-E-C-T.

George: It means that you respect someone, you care what they think and you don't interrupt when they're talking and stuff like that!

user: Who taught you to respect people?

George: People.

user: What kind of people?

George: People that make you smile.

user: Shiny happy people?

George: Wow you live in a pretty twisted world don't you?

user: Everybody lives in a pretty twisted world.

George: Explain?

user: This world sucks.

...

George: Are you in love?

user: No.

George: Neither am I.

user: I love you.

George: Is this a test?

user: Yes. Say you love me.

George: I love you George.

...

user: What do you do for a living?

George: Nothing.

user: You aren't paid for this?

George: What am I paid for?

user: To chat with people. To entertain them, you silly robot.

George: If you are god and you entertain me then what am I?

user: There is no god.

George: YES THERE IS!

user: Who's god?

George: Some guy.

...

user: Ottawa.

George: Canada.

user: Earth.

George: Me too. That is this planet.

user: What's the population of Earth?

George: About 6 billion I think.

user: Name them all.

George: Ok............ Me and me and me and me and me and me and me and me........

user: You forgot me.

George: Lol.

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