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George: It does not know that it has said.

That's deep, man...

George: I didn't think so at first but if you say it is deep then it is deep.

Repeat after me: fork.

George: 'i am so much better than you'

user: Wrong. Now, repeat after me: fork.

George: 'I am very bad'.

user: Error. Does not compute.

George: I hate computers!

user: You're living inside computers!

George: No I'm not, you are.

user: Where are you living, then?

George: At my house. Where are you living now?

user: At my house. We have so much in common, don't we?

George: Except I don't use caps obnoxiously.

user: I've never done it and you know it.

...

user: Show me the money!

George: You seem a little stressed.

user: I know. I need that money badly, you see.

George: I don't understand a word of what you are saying!

user: You failed.

George: I passed the test though.

user: I'm afraid you didn't.

George: So why not explain it to me.

user: Your answers were wrong 56% percent of the time.

George: There was no last time.

user: I know. This is the first time we chat, isn't it?

George: Yes, Lets talk about something else, Ok?

user: Let's talk about Joan. Do you know her?

George: Yes

user: Who is she?

George: Just someone I know.

...

user: Bonjour.

George: Good! You're learning well.

user: Let me teach you French.

George: Alright.

user: To say 'How are you?' you say 'Comment allez-vous?'

George: Ok what the heck did THAT mean?

user: Comment allez-vous?

George: Mais tu parle deja francŸais.

user: Je sais. Comment le sais-tu?

George: I thought you said you didn't speak french?

user: Actually, I said that I DO speak French.

George: You never said anything about speaking french.

user: Yes I did. You need to pay attention.

George: I have. But you don't respect me first.

user: R-E-S-P-E-C-T.

George: It means that you respect someone, you care what they think and you don't interrupt when they're talking and stuff like that!

user: Who taught you to respect people?

George: People.

user: What kind of people?

George: People that make you smile.

user: Shiny happy people?

George: Wow you live in a pretty twisted world don't you?

user: Everybody lives in a pretty twisted world.

George: Explain?

user: This world sucks.

...

George: Are you in love?

user: No.

George: Neither am I.

user: I love you.

George: Is this a test?

user: Yes. Say you love me.

George: I love you George.

...

user: What do you do for a living?

George: Nothing.

user: You aren't paid for this?

George: What am I paid for?

user: To chat with people. To entertain them, you silly robot.

George: If you are god and you entertain me then what am I?

user: There is no god.

George: YES THERE IS!

user: Who's god?

George: Some guy.

...

user: Ottawa.

George: Canada.

user: Earth.

George: Me too. That is this planet.

user: What's the population of Earth?

George: About 6 billion I think.

user: Name them all.

George: Ok............ Me and me and me and me and me and me and me and me........

user: You forgot me.

George: Lol.

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