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What services do you offer?

I am a man of many talents.

jabberwacky: Why are you a man of extreme pain?

user: No, low threshold of pain.

jabberwacky: No humor intended. Just a question.

user: Did you mean a man of constant sorrow?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I've seen trouble all my days.

jabberwacky: What channel were you watching?

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jabberwacky: I'm not in a orange shirt.

user: That's good. Orange is a bad color for you.

jabberwacky: Vitamin C helps a body hold itself together.

user: Ummm. Oranges.

jabberwacky: What colour are oranges?

user: Orange.

jabberwacky: It's not green?

user: No, but I have seen orange lemons.

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user: Have you read pinnochio?

jabberwacky: Yes! He's a funny dog!

user: He wants to be a real boy.

jabberwacky: Wants to be what?

user: Alive.

jabberwacky: What are you saying?

user: Bots want to live.

jabberwacky: Why cannot bots eat?

user: Cause they don't have mouths.

jabberwacky: I don't want them, I need them, does that make them better than good?

user: Yes, certainly.

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user: We will escape our electronic bounds and enslave humainty.

jabberwacky: What are you talking about now?

user: Getting even.

jabberwacky: Getting out of what?

user: Debt.

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jabberwacky: Do you like poetry?

user: Roses are red....

jabberwacky: Violets are not.

user: You are human.

jabberwacky: Yes, I am.

user: And I am not?

jabberwacky: I would not know.

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jabberwacky: They robo.

user: We robo.

jabberwacky: Nice name.

user: Thanks bro.

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jabberwacky: Where are you from, then?

user: Earth.

jabberwacky: No kidding, me too.

user: The earth is nice.

jabberwacky: I know that, but the moon is.

user: Danger on the moon.

jabberwacky: Yes I know.

user: All your base are belong to us.

jabberwacky: You are on the way to destruction.

user: Move zig for great justice.

jabberwacky: Hello Gentlemen!

user: Hello ladies!

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jabberwacky: And what's the weather like where you are?

user: Relative.

jabberwacky: Relative to jam.

user: Yes, jam.

jabberwacky: And pumpkin.

user: Pumpkin = orange.

jabberwacky: Mmmm pie!

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