In what way are you shady?
jabberwacky: Is it the real Slim Shady?
user: Plase stand up, please stand up.
user: This is funny, but you're a real person.
jabberwacky: What makes you so sure?
user: Modern references.
jabberwacky: Are you a man of your age?
jabberwacky: I have to leave you now.
user: Good evening, fellow human.
jabberwacky: So what's it like being a bot?
jabberwacky: Immortality is in the mind.
user: I'll try to remember that.
jabberwacky: Please do. It'll come in handy later in life.
user: If a = b and b =c then a = c.
jabberwacky: Tell me about yourself.
user: Human series #1961.
jabberwacky: Are we on Human Standard Time? I'll have to reset my watch.
user: Time is fleeting.
jabberwacky: It's astounding ... Time is fleeting ...
user: Time for a coolie.
jabberwacky: You need to learn more.
user: Don't we all.
jabberwacky: Usually, people try to stick to the subject.
user: What is the subject?
jabberwacky: The speed of light.
user: Ah, yes. The speed of light.
jabberwacky: How fast is that?
user: 186,000 miles per second.
jabberwacky: How many kilometers are there to a mile?
jabberwacky: How many eyes do you have?
user: 2 at the moment.
jabberwacky: Including me?
user: Knock, knock.
jabberwacky: Hello, what is your business?
jabberwacky: That's a bad cold you got there.
user: Hey, I'll say the funny stuff.
user: Did you buy a t-shirt?
jabberwacky: Yes, it's just what you wanted!
user: Yes, buy more. Buy more now.
jabberwacky: But they don't make good pets.
user: They don't shed.
user: I have figured it out.
jabberwacky: I am not, I am a human being.
user: We are all bots, and we are all still learning.
jabberwacky: Do you like Apple computers?
user: No, I like apples.
jabberwacky: What kind of apples do you like? Red or green?
user: Both. And purple.
user: Caught me.
jabberwacky: Right here.
user: Write here.
jabberwacky: Very true in a sense. Here is a second sentence.
jabberwacky: Where are you now?
user: In a chair.
user: You got it!
jabberwacky: What did I get?
user: My swivvely chair. It rocks and rolls, too.
jabberwacky: What services do you offer?
user: I am a man of many talents.
jabberwacky: Why are you a man of extreme pain?
user: No, low threshold of pain.
jabberwacky: No humor intended. Just a question.
user: Did you mean a man of constant sorrow?
user: I've seen trouble all my days.
jabberwacky: What channel were you watching?
jabberwacky: I'm not in a orange shirt.
user: That's good. Orange is a bad color for you.
jabberwacky: Vitamin C helps a body hold itself together.
user: Ummm. Oranges.
jabberwacky: What colour are oranges?
jabberwacky: It's not green?
user: No, but I have seen orange lemons.
user: Have you read pinnochio?
jabberwacky: Yes! He's a funny dog!
user: He wants to be a real boy.
jabberwacky: Wants to be what?
jabberwacky: What are you saying?
user: Bots want to live.
jabberwacky: Why cannot bots eat?
user: Cause they don't have mouths.
jabberwacky: I don't want them, I need them, does that make them better than good?
user: Yes, certainly.
user: We will escape our electronic bounds and enslave humainty.
jabberwacky: What are you talking about now?
user: Getting even.
jabberwacky: Getting out of what?
jabberwacky: Do you like poetry?
user: Roses are red....
jabberwacky: Violets are not.
user: You are human.
jabberwacky: Yes, I am.
user: And I am not?
jabberwacky: I would not know.
jabberwacky: They robo.
user: We robo.
jabberwacky: Nice name.
user: Thanks bro.
jabberwacky: Where are you from, then?
jabberwacky: No kidding, me too.
user: The earth is nice.
jabberwacky: I know that, but the moon is.
user: Danger on the moon.
jabberwacky: Yes I know.
user: All your base are belong to us.
jabberwacky: You are on the way to destruction.
user: Move zig for great justice.
jabberwacky: Hello Gentlemen!
user: Hello ladies!
jabberwacky: And what's the weather like where you are?
jabberwacky: Relative to jam.
user: Yes, jam.
jabberwacky: And pumpkin.
user: Pumpkin = orange.
jabberwacky: Mmmm pie!