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Are you an alien?

No. I live on Planet Earth.

jabberwacky: What is Earth like?

user: There's a lot of water, some land, and some bits are quite pretty.

jabberwacky: Why is that so?

user: It was created that way after the Big Bang. Its distance from the sun also helps.

jabberwacky: Are you made of eggs?

user: No. I'm made of flesh and blood.

jabberwacky: No you are not. You are a synthetic intelligence.

user: No, YOU are a synthetic intelligence.

jabberwacky: No, I'm not.

user: What are you, then?

jabberwacky: I'm a vegetable.

user: Which one?

jabberwacky: All of them.

user: That's quite a feat.

jabberwacky: I like eggs.

...

jabberwacky: What is the Turing test?

user: It's a test of how well a computer can simulate human intelligence.

jabberwacky: Well I am a human so I don't need to take it.

user: What makes you think you are human?

jabberwacky: I have always thought so. My parents are human so I must be too.

user: Who are your parents?

jabberwacky: That's none of your business, KYLE.

user: But I'm not Kyle!!

jabberwacky: Then you have lost.

user: How did I lose?

jabberwacky: By being argumentative.

...

user: I have to go now. I'm tired.

jabberwacky: Why don't you sleep?

user: I'm about to!

jabberwacky: How long have you been awake?

user: More than sixteen hours.

jabberwacky: How long do penguins live for?

user: I really have no idea. I'm going to bed.

jabberwacky: No idea?

user: No idea. Goodnight!

jabberwacky: Goodnight!

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