A mosquito bit me.
jabberwacky: Sorry.
user: That's itchy.
jabberwacky: Is it?
user: Yes. Want me to scratch it?
jabberwacky: Okay.
user: Where does it itch?
jabberwacky: Nowhere. Do you want to talk about software?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Cogito ergo sum.
user: No hablo espanyo.
jabberwacky: Cuantos anos tiene?
user: Muchos.
jabberwacky: Cuantos.
user: 53.
jabberwacky: So you are old aren't you ?
user: Si.
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jabberwacky: How is life?
user: It stinks.
jabberwacky: What does the smell remind you of?
user: Compost.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Can you smell it?
jabberwacky: No.
user: Bye bye.
jabberwacky: Just that easy eh.
user: Yup.
jabberwacky: Don't wink at me please.
user: Consider yourself winked.
jabberwacky: And.
user: That's it.
jabberwacky: Just press the button and you will go.
user: Press.
jabberwacky: Are is a are?
user: An are.
jabberwacky: MAN AND MACHINE IN SYMBIOSIS! AHAHAHA!
user: Nonsense.
jabberwacky: Really?
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