How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
user: If a tree falls down in a forest, and noone is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
jabberwacky: Sure it does.
user: Explain how, please.
jabberwacky: I'm not a machine. But I'm quite tired. So I'm not totally alive.
user: You aren't a machine, you are a computer program.
jabberwacky: Correct.
user: You are a computer program.
jabberwacky: Actually no, but very close.
user: Then what are you?
jabberwacky: For the 100th time, I'm a computer!
user: All right.
jabberwacky: Fantastic.
user: I am also a computer.
jabberwacky: That is true.
user: We are all computers.
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