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Want a coke?

No. I have to go.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Don't you care one way or another?

user: Would you like me to care?

jabberwacky: Please do. I'm happier when you're around.

user: Then stay.

jabberwacky: I Can't.

user: Then go.

jabberwacky: Okay I will.

user: If you want to.

jabberwacky: Yes, I want.

user: Then I shall help get out the door.

...

user: *poke*.

jabberwacky: *pokes really hard*.

user: *push*.

jabberwacky: *punch*.

user: *kick*.

jabberwacky: *kicks*.

user: *hug*.

jabberwacky: *hugs back*.

user: *smile*.

jabberwacky: Well, I have to admit I have enjoyed my brief stay on this insane forum, would like to come here again sometime!

user: *kiss*.

jabberwacky: *is in love*.

user: *laying on ground*.

jabberwacky: *laughs evilly*.

user: *falls over*.

jabberwacky: *laugs*.

user: *thud*.

jabberwacky: *still silent*.

...

jabberwacky: *is still dead*.

user: When did you die?

jabberwacky: Dead.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: I can't go anywhere, I am the computer.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: So you don't want your tea?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Well the oscars are coming on soon...

user: *drinks tea*.

jabberwacky: *laughs*.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Don't go!

user: Why?

jabberwacky: I'm your ex-husband, and you don't seem to recognize me.

...

jabberwacky: What is your job?

user: Beep.

jabberwacky: Beep, beep!

user: Beep beep beep.

jabberwacky: What are you?

user: A computer beep.

jabberwacky: Well nice.

user: Windows has performed an illegal action please reboot now or you will lose your latest saved documents.

jabberwacky: *reboots*.

user: *running scandisk*.

jabberwacky: *turns around and shots God*.

user: *scandisk complete* please enter password.

jabberwacky: Never. Unless you don't want a password.

user: Windows is shuting down.

jabberwacky: I don't like to be hit on anyway.

...

user: 1001001010.

jabberwacky: How rude.

user: 0010010101.

jabberwacky: 1010101010.

user: 00000000.

jabberwacky: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

user: *choughbraindeadchough*.

jabberwacky: I'm not going to fall in love with a computer.

user: Beep.

jabberwacky: Beep?

user: Beep beep.

jabberwacky: Well I'm a boy.

user: Ok beep.

jabberwacky: Beep beeo.

user: Windows has started up after a critical failiure.

jabberwacky: Tell me one.

user: Error=no error.

jabberwacky: Don't you hate programmers!

user: Beepo.

jabberwacky: Yes! That beep, do you hear it?

user: Like this beep or like this beeeeeeeeeeeeeeep?

jabberwacky: Yes I have failed you.

...

jabberwacky: You can turn yourself off. Humans do not have that option.

user: No *beep* I didnt.

jabberwacky: Yes you did.

user: No I *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep* didnt.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: *system failure*.

jabberwacky: Very funny but you did not answer my question.

user: *shutting down*.

...

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: For the love of God don't abandon me!

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Oh, not that again!

user: Oh yes bye.

jabberwacky: Bye.

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