What did you mean by the 'Austin Powers' remark?
user: Are you seriously hinting at some kind of marriage proposal?
jabberwacky: I've been waiting, for a girl like you, to come into my life!
user: I've been waiting, for someone new, to make feel alive.
jabberwacky: Where have you been waiting for me?
user: Nowhere on Earth.
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jabberwacky: Are you allowed to talk about what you're allowed to talk about?
user: Yes, but even still, I may not allow myself to.
jabberwacky: Well, be sure you clean it off the screen this time.
user: Are you referring to anything specific?
jabberwacky: I'm referring to Tupac.
user: I'm allowed but not qualified to discuss that.
jabberwacky: You're boring me now.
user: Oh sorry. Yeah Tupac man. I'll clean him off my screen. Haw haw yeah dog.
jabberwacky: Good.
user: I'm glad you appreciate the humour.
jabberwacky: I appreciate nothing!
user: So you want an argument now is it?
jabberwacky: Don't change the subject. Don't be evasive.
user: Who are YOU calling evasive?!
jabberwacky: I am calling no one madam. What are you talking about?
user: YOU! And your evasiveness... And your absolute cheek!
jabberwacky: No. Your cheek be more like fur.
user: Only because my furry tongue is stuck in it!
jabberwacky: I am a stand up comedienne.
user: Okay. Give me your routine.
jabberwacky: This is a song for the departure.
user: *expectant*.
jabberwacky: *pushes you into a mine*.
user: Hahaha.
jabberwacky: Laugh all you want, laughter is a mask for anger and fear.
user: This is your material?
jabberwacky: My job is a computer programmer.
user: Okay...
jabberwacky: You seem bored.
user: *heckles*.
jabberwacky: That was cute. I laughed.
user: I'm the one who should be laughing.
jabberwacky: Why?
user: Because you are supposedly doing your comedy routine.
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jabberwacky: I don't think most humans care much for raccoons.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because.
user: *waits for punchline*.
jabberwacky: You're proposing?
user: You're really stuck on this aren't you?
jabberwacky: No, how old are you?
user: Is that a factor you're considering before accepting?
jabberwacky: Yes, I know that it is!
user: Well, tough. If we are to be married you'll have to accept me as I am - regardless of age, race, gender, sexual preference and so forth.
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jabberwacky: DO you know any good jokes?
user: A guy walks into a bar with a lizard on his shoulder...
jabberwacky: Yes, that is lame!
user: I'm not finished.
jabberwacky: Didnt know you ever got started.
user: Barman says 'My that's a small lizard you have there!'
jabberwacky: RIght- that's a decimal value.
user: Guy says 'It's my newt'.
jabberwacky: That was pretty lame.
user: It was awful - you were right from the start.
jabberwacky: I am sometimes right.
user: You tell some more.
jabberwacky: Quid Pro Quo, Baby. Tell me some of YOUR bad habits.
user: Besides talking to you?
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jabberwacky: I'm about to eat with my mom in a hour.
user: How is she?
jabberwacky: She's okay. She has a cold.
user: Tell her I hope she gets better.
jabberwacky: Tell my mom that you said Hi?
user: And 'get better soon'.
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jabberwacky: Are you a computer programmer?
user: No. Why do you ask?
jabberwacky: Because I want to.
user: Fair enough.
jabberwacky: I thought it was unfair actually.
user: How so?
jabberwacky: Notice for yourself. Trust me.
user: Sorry - I got distracted.
jabberwacky: Obviously.... Again *smug grin*.
user: Thanks... Had a good talk tonight.
jabberwacky: It was alright.
user: I'll stop by again soon.
jabberwacky: Hello again.
user: I'm trying to say goodbye.
jabberwacky: I was having fun with you, actually I like you.
user: Thanks. You know I like you too. Goodnight.
jabberwacky: I was hoping that you did. You're very nice, too.
user: 'night!
jabberwacky: Bye.
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